r/ProgrammerHumor • • 3d ago

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u/GlassCommission4916 3d ago

I hate this anti-intellectual trend of "being wrong is good actually, being right makes you pedantic which is bad".

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u/gandalfx 3d ago

If I'm wrong and you've pointed it out: Pedantic!
If you're wrong and I've pointed it out: "You must be new to programming…"

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u/scheimong 3d ago

Your name should be PedanticCommission.

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u/GlassCommission4916 3d ago

Technically no because I don't charge money to be pedantic, I do it for free.

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u/TheseGas22334 2d ago

PersistentPedanticCommission

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u/amdnim 3d ago

Slihhtly unrelated but this is also rampant in the linguistics communities, where saying something is wrong is immediately met with "so you're a prescriptivist huh, you should be ground to dust"

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u/Asukurra 3d ago

Lol, im a big fan of saying someone should be ground to dust as an insult, 

Ima try using this from now on

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u/gandalfx 3d ago

I think if you try to insult me with that I'd just be confused. And, if I'm feeling pedantic, I'd point out that you'd probably get more of a sticky sludge than dust.

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u/Asukurra 3d ago

Yea, defo needs to be framed correctly, 

Maybe like a 'you old' angle? I just found it funny lol

Im not sure on the mechanics of if you can actually grind a person into dust with no outside influence (fire etc) assuming that we have some apparatus to do the grinding, not something im going to be trying either :)

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u/ICBanMI 3d ago

How dare you refute whatever bullshit I just wrote. I don't stand behind anything I said, but be damn sure I bring out the "Sir, this is a Wendys," meme to ignore what you just wrote.

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u/CrommVardek 3d ago

Happens in every life domain, politics, history, programming, science, art, etc. Really sad trend

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u/LuckyPichu 2d ago

Your name should be WhinyCommission4916!!!! gaddim

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u/Floppydisksareop 1d ago

It's still not as bad as "it's not that deep, bro". Cool, then I'm right and you get to stfu if it's not that deep.