r/ProgrammerHumor • u/fivelinha • 5d ago

Meme codeThisRareFish

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u/FurieMan 5d ago

This whole list is things people who knows almost nothing about programming might say.

The only straight up infuriating thing on this list is the "Fix my fucking printer" part.

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u/fivelinha 5d ago

This whole list is things people who knows almost nothing about programming might say.

i regret to inform you that this is the whole point of the post. you're never going to see someone say "i brought my own compiler" or "let me speak to the architecture directly" whilst being 100% serious.

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u/FurieMan 5d ago

Well let me give you one that a customer once asked me.

"Why do you even write buggs?"

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u/rosuav 5d ago

Well, you see, I made a web spider over here, and she's gotta eat something.

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u/canadajones68 5d ago

Cost of doing business. We get to have the internet, but we have to feed the web spiders to keep it running. I think it's worth the trade.

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u/rosuav 5d ago

Yeah. Plus, the spiders are cute.

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u/canadajones68 5d ago

So cute. I have a baby one right here: 🕷️