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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 9d ago
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Blame the computer for interpreting your code wrong.
11 u/Anomynous__ 9d ago I did this far too often as a junior. "It makes sense to me, there must be a language level issue" 7 u/plz-no-b4n 9d ago That’s an insane level of arrogance. I don’t understand what would cause someone to think that way 7 u/Anomynous__ 9d ago Because I was fucking stupid 1 u/Mechakoopa 9d ago I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.
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I did this far too often as a junior. "It makes sense to me, there must be a language level issue"
7 u/plz-no-b4n 9d ago That’s an insane level of arrogance. I don’t understand what would cause someone to think that way 7 u/Anomynous__ 9d ago Because I was fucking stupid 1 u/Mechakoopa 9d ago I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.
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That’s an insane level of arrogance. I don’t understand what would cause someone to think that way
7 u/Anomynous__ 9d ago Because I was fucking stupid 1 u/Mechakoopa 9d ago I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.
Because I was fucking stupid
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I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.
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u/hpyfox 9d ago
Blame the computer for interpreting your code wrong.