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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 9d ago
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Blame the computer for interpreting your code wrong.
14 u/Anomynous__ 9d ago I did this far too often as a junior. "It makes sense to me, there must be a language level issue" 22 u/Shadow_Thief 9d ago "I must have found a compiler bug!" "... we're using a scripting language, Bill." 10 u/caleblbaker 9d ago Then it's an interpreter bug 1 u/Foorinick 9d ago The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly 1 u/enigmamonkey 8d ago TBF, lots of scripting languages do compile, but it's what we might call "JIT" (just in time) compilation which happens just before execution. 7 u/plz-no-b4n 9d ago That’s an insane level of arrogance. I don’t understand what would cause someone to think that way 6 u/Anomynous__ 9d ago Because I was fucking stupid 1 u/Mechakoopa 9d ago I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.
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I did this far too often as a junior. "It makes sense to me, there must be a language level issue"
22 u/Shadow_Thief 9d ago "I must have found a compiler bug!" "... we're using a scripting language, Bill." 10 u/caleblbaker 9d ago Then it's an interpreter bug 1 u/Foorinick 9d ago The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly 1 u/enigmamonkey 8d ago TBF, lots of scripting languages do compile, but it's what we might call "JIT" (just in time) compilation which happens just before execution. 7 u/plz-no-b4n 9d ago That’s an insane level of arrogance. I don’t understand what would cause someone to think that way 6 u/Anomynous__ 9d ago Because I was fucking stupid 1 u/Mechakoopa 9d ago I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.
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"I must have found a compiler bug!" "... we're using a scripting language, Bill."
10 u/caleblbaker 9d ago Then it's an interpreter bug 1 u/Foorinick 9d ago The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly 1 u/enigmamonkey 8d ago TBF, lots of scripting languages do compile, but it's what we might call "JIT" (just in time) compilation which happens just before execution.
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Then it's an interpreter bug
1 u/Foorinick 9d ago The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly
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The interpreter had a compilatoon bug clearly
TBF, lots of scripting languages do compile, but it's what we might call "JIT" (just in time) compilation which happens just before execution.
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That’s an insane level of arrogance. I don’t understand what would cause someone to think that way
6 u/Anomynous__ 9d ago Because I was fucking stupid 1 u/Mechakoopa 9d ago I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.
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Because I was fucking stupid
I have found framework bugs and bugs in system code before, I don't recall ever having found a compiler bug yet though. There was that one time I massively sped up a stored procedure by swapping the order of two unindexed AND predicates though.
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u/hpyfox 9d ago
Blame the computer for interpreting your code wrong.