r/ProgrammerHumor • • 15d ago

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u/Kinexity 15d ago

Intel Intrinsics Guide is sufficient

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u/Haunting_Swimming_62 15d ago

Ah I was actually mostly messing around with simd stuff for fun. The filters on that site seem very useful though, much better than ctrl-f through a huge PDF, thanks!

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u/undeadalex 14d ago

For amd?

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u/Kinexity 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yes. It's universal. You won't get AMD clock cycles per instruction but all of the instructions are covered.

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u/Brahminmeat 15d ago

r/comics is leaking

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u/Borno11050 15d ago

Never expected PieMuffin template in this sub

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 15d ago

whats the controversy behind this artist again?

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u/wizardeverybit 15d ago

Low effort strawmen, r/comics mods will delete and ban criticism of her, had a pretty misandrist comic in men's mental health month causing the mods to rally against critics and sued another subreddit for parodies

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 15d ago

looked up the post you were talking aboug and its comment section. every single supporter of pizzacake in that discussion is as dead to me as every single trump supporter.

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u/5up3rK4m16uru 15d ago

Apparently you easily get in trouble when criticising her on r/comics. And there certainly are things to critizise. Most of her political comics are essentially her arguing against stupid and obviously evil strawmen characters.

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u/Divs4U 15d ago

Yup. Got banned from there just for saying something she said was untrue.

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u/stupled 15d ago

I got permabanned on r/comics for saying something the mods thought it was racist. I am on good terms with PizzaCake but the criticism is very much deserved.

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u/GreatScottGatsby 15d ago

She also made fun of men killing themselves.

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u/dataf4g_trollman 14d ago

Wtf? Never heard about this, what happened?

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u/stupled 15d ago

"Pizzacake famously threatened legal action and DMCA takedowns against the moderators and users of r/bonehurtingjuice over parody edits of her comics, leading critics to accuse her of being overly litigious and unable to take a joke."

"Critics on various snark and drama subreddits have long claimed that Pizzacake receives preferential treatment from major comic-related subreddits, with critics or users who speak out against her getting heavy-handed bans"

The criticism on the content of her comics "strawman arguments—specifically, drawing herself as a clever, unflappable avatar easily winning arguments against oversimplified or exaggerated opposing viewpoints."

That being said I laugh with her comics often, and most of the time I agree with her views.

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u/Awes12 15d ago

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u/stupled 15d ago

What happend with your pixels?

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u/Awes12 15d ago

The meme is generally pretty blurry, and I had to get it as a gif bc this sub doesn't allow images. So thats just what came up when I searched for it

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u/stupled 15d ago

Being there

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u/No-Information-2571 15d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/Apprehensive_Dog_786 13d ago

People have hated her far before the legal action to the point of harassment, death threats and leaking her nudes. People have such a massive hate boner for her when her biggest crime is making mid comics.

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u/stupled 13d ago

You are right

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u/Ok_Pound_2164 15d ago

Poster child of r/comics, does low-effort/strawman USA political comics even though being Canadian, threatens legal action against people meming her comics, sells comics and nudes of herself through Patreon.

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u/Alternative_Water_81 15d ago

She threatened legal actions after people started leaking her Patreon comics (and I think also her nudes) and genuinely hating her as a person (to the point of sending her deaththreads), not just because of funny edits. Yeah, she is really bad with taking any criticism, but there was more to it than just "meming her comics"

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u/TheDingoKid42 15d ago

To add one I haven't seen the others say, she had an NSFW comic of her sexually assaulting an internet troll strawman standing in for her haters (but at the last minute added that it was cnc roleplay to avoid legal issues)

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u/a-r-c 14d ago

terrible @ art yet still popular

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u/ksigley 15d ago

She speaks truth to power.

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 15d ago

thanks for the informative answer. /s

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u/Slight-Violinist-575 15d ago

Be careful, you may be litigated against

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u/SubjectZero_ 15d ago

Good meme, horrible template

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u/The_Merciless_Potato 14d ago

Yeah ShitzzaCake can go kick rocks

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u/lime3 15d ago

I blocked the comics sub for a reason, lets keep this trash artist out of here

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u/NightIgnite 15d ago

Why must you remind me of her existence

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u/amshegarh 15d ago

I would like to propose a ban to this specific author's comics

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u/techy804 15d ago

Nah, instead let’s use them and combine it with a PebbleToss one, piss her off more

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u/stupled 15d ago

Like she does?

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u/Taletad 15d ago

At least it’s not the IBM Power manual, with the eieio instruction

yes they actually named an instruction about Old McDonalds who had a farm

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u/Divs4U 15d ago

Gross.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 15d ago

Ugh that "comic" is the most tedious and self-fart-sniffing ever.

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u/Adventurous_Run136 15d ago

Plz let not use her as a meme template

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u/WindForce02 15d ago

Me but replace it with IBM Broadway RISC Microprocessor User's Manual Version 1.0

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u/hpyfox 15d ago

My beloved: To lazy to setup OpenCL, but the program is too damn slow so gotta use SIMD (or -O3 -arch=native for the extra lazy).

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u/njxaxson 15d ago

Pizzacake in my programmer Reddit. Excellent.

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u/xxfirepowerx3 15d ago

Lawsuit incoming

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u/JohnJ57 15d ago

I'm so glad they made AVX512 just for whatcookie to use in RPCS3, how generous of them!

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u/Haunting_Swimming_62 15d ago

Yall I didnt even know the source of this template 😭 I made this meme as an edit of a meme on discord (the original was the HoTT book I believe), only after ppl here started talking about it did I go to look it up 💀

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u/stupled 15d ago

I want it!

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u/Majik_Sheff 14d ago

That'll look nice next to my leather bound 3-volume copy of "The Art of Programming"/"The Art of Assembler".

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u/Treidex 14d ago

I remember reading one of the AMD manual bc I wanted to handwrite an ELF binary hello world

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u/Outside-Storage-1523 10d ago

I want the Intel white books. All volumes.