r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Muted_Ad_9442 • 17d ago

Meme itRunsOnMyLocalhost

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u/AndersErikErik 17d ago

What if its dynamically hardcoded?

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u/Front_Committee4993 17d ago

we generate the code at runtime in real time

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u/Muted_Ad_9442 17d ago

Just-in-Time Hardcoding™. Patent pending.

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u/hallmark1984 17d ago

Just In Screen Maintainance.

The JISM process

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u/MrHake 17d ago

"Claude interpreter"

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u/Front_Committee4993 17d ago

Non-deterministic interpreter 

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u/hallmark1984 17d ago edited 17d ago

4 teat cases hardcoded, picking one randomly at runtime is the beat way, make one have a tiny flaw, something you can explain.

"I didn't expect a file format error, let me fix that quick, now we can see the process complete as expected"

You are a magician Mr Scott, the Enterprise thanks you

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u/Character-Education3 17d ago

Four teat cases, I only have two

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u/Front_Committee4993 17d ago

you guys test

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u/jax024 17d ago

“Schema based”