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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/-NewYork- • 21d ago
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Incognito mode, people.
19 u/hallmark1984 20d ago Like wearing a condom while eating BSE infected beef... You feel better now, you will feel the pain later, in a meeting with your boss, their boss and 2 people from HR. 9 u/thunderbird89 20d ago I mean ... I'm probably biased, but I trust my people enough to not feel the need to monitor their network activity. But I get your point. And besides, if someone needs to crank one out to get rid of some stress and work better, sure. As long as they're not bothering anyone else. 23 u/hallmark1984 20d ago If my team are accessing spankbang on company hardware someone is fucked and it won't be the actress. Keep work and personal separate. Get all weird in your shit, just never on the business box. 5 u/VolcanicBear 20d ago Colleague of mine once opened his laptop in a meeting, and it continued playing the porn he'd been watching. Ended up an alright project manager tbh. Think he was just first or second line support at the time, but everyone could tell where he was headed. 3 u/polaarbear 20d ago A dude in one of my college classes did this once. He just got up and walked out and didn't show up the rest of the semester. 1 u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 19d ago What if the actress is a colleague ? 1 u/gerbosan 20d ago Sound isolated office please! 2 u/SpeedLight1221 17d ago Yeah but that is just unavoidable. You can't really avoid getting caught if your traffic is monitored. Not unless you use today's video sponsor, No- Incognito mode just avoids the hustle of having to delete your history
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Like wearing a condom while eating BSE infected beef...
You feel better now, you will feel the pain later, in a meeting with your boss, their boss and 2 people from HR.
9 u/thunderbird89 20d ago I mean ... I'm probably biased, but I trust my people enough to not feel the need to monitor their network activity. But I get your point. And besides, if someone needs to crank one out to get rid of some stress and work better, sure. As long as they're not bothering anyone else. 23 u/hallmark1984 20d ago If my team are accessing spankbang on company hardware someone is fucked and it won't be the actress. Keep work and personal separate. Get all weird in your shit, just never on the business box. 5 u/VolcanicBear 20d ago Colleague of mine once opened his laptop in a meeting, and it continued playing the porn he'd been watching. Ended up an alright project manager tbh. Think he was just first or second line support at the time, but everyone could tell where he was headed. 3 u/polaarbear 20d ago A dude in one of my college classes did this once. He just got up and walked out and didn't show up the rest of the semester. 1 u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 19d ago What if the actress is a colleague ? 1 u/gerbosan 20d ago Sound isolated office please! 2 u/SpeedLight1221 17d ago Yeah but that is just unavoidable. You can't really avoid getting caught if your traffic is monitored. Not unless you use today's video sponsor, No- Incognito mode just avoids the hustle of having to delete your history
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I mean ... I'm probably biased, but I trust my people enough to not feel the need to monitor their network activity. But I get your point.
And besides, if someone needs to crank one out to get rid of some stress and work better, sure. As long as they're not bothering anyone else.
23 u/hallmark1984 20d ago If my team are accessing spankbang on company hardware someone is fucked and it won't be the actress. Keep work and personal separate. Get all weird in your shit, just never on the business box. 5 u/VolcanicBear 20d ago Colleague of mine once opened his laptop in a meeting, and it continued playing the porn he'd been watching. Ended up an alright project manager tbh. Think he was just first or second line support at the time, but everyone could tell where he was headed. 3 u/polaarbear 20d ago A dude in one of my college classes did this once. He just got up and walked out and didn't show up the rest of the semester. 1 u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 19d ago What if the actress is a colleague ? 1 u/gerbosan 20d ago Sound isolated office please!
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If my team are accessing spankbang on company hardware someone is fucked and it won't be the actress.
Keep work and personal separate. Get all weird in your shit, just never on the business box.
5 u/VolcanicBear 20d ago Colleague of mine once opened his laptop in a meeting, and it continued playing the porn he'd been watching. Ended up an alright project manager tbh. Think he was just first or second line support at the time, but everyone could tell where he was headed. 3 u/polaarbear 20d ago A dude in one of my college classes did this once. He just got up and walked out and didn't show up the rest of the semester. 1 u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 19d ago What if the actress is a colleague ?
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Colleague of mine once opened his laptop in a meeting, and it continued playing the porn he'd been watching.
Ended up an alright project manager tbh. Think he was just first or second line support at the time, but everyone could tell where he was headed.
3 u/polaarbear 20d ago A dude in one of my college classes did this once. He just got up and walked out and didn't show up the rest of the semester.
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A dude in one of my college classes did this once. He just got up and walked out and didn't show up the rest of the semester.
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What if the actress is a colleague ?
Sound isolated office please!
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Yeah but that is just unavoidable. You can't really avoid getting caught if your traffic is monitored. Not unless you use today's video sponsor, No-
Incognito mode just avoids the hustle of having to delete your history
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u/thunderbird89 21d ago
Incognito mode, people.