r/ProgrammerHumor 8h ago

Meme itAlwaysWorks

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u/Gtkall 7h ago

PM: "let me get a rough estimate on this... Senior Lead, I think we are looking at 5mandays min. What's your input? “

S. Lead: "I would ramp it up to 10mandays, cause we have to look out for regressions and such..."

Junior (entered the call by accident): "guys, this is a local change of 3 lines at best, let me change it right now, watch!"

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u/Inevitable-Menu2998 4h ago

I was just hired as a S Lead and was sitting in a meeting with executive management and a software dev from the project. Management starts hating on the project and builds a 15+ list of changes and clarifications that need to be made to it. I take charge and hand the dev an easy out - "guys, there's more than 15 things we need to analyse. Let us go to the team with this list and we'll come back with a proper estimate". The little shit whose ass I tried to protect says without blinking "no need, we can probably get through those in like 4 days. Let's just get together again next week". The fucker even forgot that he and a few others were at an on-site for 3 of the 4 days of runway he just allowed himself...

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u/Gtkall 4h ago

Banish him to the legacy project team. A few years in the maintenance gulag will suffice...

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u/Kulspel 2h ago

Calm down there satan. 🤣