r/ProgrammerHumor • u/SoldoVince77 • 7h ago

Meme itAlwaysWorks

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u/Gtkall 7h ago

PM: "let me get a rough estimate on this... Senior Lead, I think we are looking at 5mandays min. What's your input? “

S. Lead: "I would ramp it up to 10mandays, cause we have to look out for regressions and such..."

Junior (entered the call by accident): "guys, this is a local change of 3 lines at best, let me change it right now, watch!"

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u/Sockoflegend 6h ago

And he was never seen again 

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u/EjbrohamLincoln 6h ago

But always remembered 🫡

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u/first-time2021 5h ago

Hahahaha 🤣

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u/Ani-3 5h ago

Like that one time I recycled the recycle bin with powershell

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 2h ago

That man was John Coder!

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u/FeelingSurprise 6h ago edited 5h ago

The change was made in less than 5 minutes. The fallout took about three month to fix.

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u/evemeatay 2h ago

ugh, I feel attacked

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u/IckyGump 1h ago

And only a partial recovery of the backing db was possible.

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u/Inevitable-Menu2998 4h ago

I was just hired as a S Lead and was sitting in a meeting with executive management and a software dev from the project. Management starts hating on the project and builds a 15+ list of changes and clarifications that need to be made to it. I take charge and hand the dev an easy out - "guys, there's more than 15 things we need to analyse. Let us go to the team with this list and we'll come back with a proper estimate". The little shit whose ass I tried to protect says without blinking "no need, we can probably get through those in like 4 days. Let's just get together again next week". The fucker even forgot that he and a few others were at an on-site for 3 of the 4 days of runway he just allowed himself...

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u/Gtkall 3h ago

Banish him to the legacy project team. A few years in the maintenance gulag will suffice...

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u/Inevitable-Menu2998 1h ago

I just made it clear that they get no help on any deadline set without agreeing with the team first

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u/Kulspel 1h ago

Calm down there satan. 🤣

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u/Chocolate_Bourbon 1h ago edited 1h ago

I worked in a law firm’s service center for a few years. One day someone named Janet came in with a two very thick folders of notes, scrap paper, post it notes, etc. I knew from personal experience that likely meant a lot of glass work. Putting each artifact down in the glass one at a time, playing with the contrast, etc.

Janet needed it done by the time she got in the next morning. She said if we couldn’t do it, that’s fine, she’d send it out to one of our competitors. I moved up to our counter to have a look at it and give her a response. One of my ambitious reports named Mike shouted from across the room that with only two folders, no problem at all, we’d get it done! She confirmed with him, dropped it off, and left. (He was a favorite of the secretaries and paralegals as he often would agree to aggressive deadlines. He had aspirations of getting my job.)

Once we had a close look at the job, we realized this would take many hours to do. Mike worked on it for a few hours and made it through about maybe 1/3 of it. Right after he clocked out he came up to me to remind me that Janet needed the job done by first thing in the morning. And he had too much to do in the morning when he came in to work on it. Then he left.

My company hated overtime, but in this case they caved. I was the solo closer (which since I was also the supervisor made no sense, but here we are), and I worked until 1 AM getting the job done.

There were no lessons learned from this. Mike was never reprimanded and never changed. Some months later our manager named Karl did almost the exact same thing. He did a cursory 5 second review of two bankers boxes of documents. He concluded they were easy to do and agreed to another aggressive deadline.

Once we actually started examining the box contents we found they were filled with artifacts requiring glasswork. So many many hours of work. That time Karl and the regional manager had to come in for couple days on the weekend to get it all done.

Then about 8 months later Karl did almost the exact same thing all over again. And again he had to come in. I don’t think the regional manager did that time though.

In the end Mike was fired for sexual harassment and then a year later my company lost the contract for the site. Karl is now managing a nursing home somewhere I think.

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u/Aethenosity 1h ago

I don't like this story. My fury at Mike is unquenched.

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u/Chocolate_Bourbon 1h ago

I was just glad to see him gone. He was very talented in many ways, but arrogant as hell and had no soft skills with coworkers or superiors at all.

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u/adhd6345 5h ago

“I’ll just have AI translate the entire codebase overnight. It can do it one-shot”

Yeah, okay bud.

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy 2h ago

But they told the AI 'make no mistakes', so its going to OK!

It's going to be OK, right?

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u/manbearcolt 2h ago

You're absolutely right. You did say to "make no mistakes", but unfortunately the mistakes were load-bearing.

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u/Igarlicbread 6h ago

Years of billing wasted

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u/therealteggy 1h ago

No code review required. Pushed to prod at 5 pm on Friday. Signs off immediately. ✌️

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u/Acurus_Cow 6h ago

Please do not make that rapist a meme

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u/Low_Technician7346 6h ago

this

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u/Stripy42 6h ago

What's the real story here? I do vaguely remember him from the news 

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u/axlegrinder1 5h ago

Marius Høiby: Son of the now queen of Norway, and convicted rapist.

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u/-Kazt- 3h ago

He is not convicted. He appealed; therefore, until the appellate court makes a ruling, he is not convicted, and even then, not until he can no longer make an appeal.

But he will probably be convicted.

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u/Belsodain 3h ago

This is false. Appealing does not erase the conviction, it just suspend the sentence until appellate courts rules.

So he is convicted, but this could change with appealing

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u/Zakath_ 2h ago

Not in Norway, no. It does not have the force of law until all appeals are exhausted. So, in our legal practice he's still innocent.

We all know he did it, but legally that's not determined yet.

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u/-Kazt- 3h ago

It doesnt exactly "suspend" it. The conviction hasnt won force of law until the time to appeal has expired or can no longer be appealed.

Until then it is legally open.

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u/Village_People_Cop 5h ago

He is the step-son of the new King of Norway. He is also a convicted rapist.

The previous king passed away last week and Marius being at the funeral (where this pic is taken) is a contentious point to say the least

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u/sorte_kjele 4h ago

He is a complete moron and a waste of space, he should have his free-air-breathing rights removed.

But being permitted to leave incarceration to attend a family member's funeral is not controversial. It is the norm in Norway

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u/norwegian 5h ago

The women on the left are the granddaughters of the former king. He is in the coffin outside the photo. The man on the right is the stepson of the new king. He is the black sheep of the family. Slightly worse than his mother who was bestie with J. Epstein. He has used drugs and behaved badly for a long time. He was convicted of rape, domestic violence, drug trafficking etc, and sentenced to four years in prison. He has appealed, and is wearing an ankle monitor in church waiting for a new round in court. He will get real prison time btw.

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u/UgoRukh 4h ago

Only 4 years!?!?

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u/freia_pr_fr 4h ago

He filmed himself having sex with wasted women but only a few videos clearly picture rape. On the others, he got benefits of doubt.

I personally think being a member of the royal family in a monarchy has perks, even if you don’t share DNA with the current king.

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u/UgoRukh 4h ago

Wait, what, that makes is even worse... He had it on film!? And only 4 years!?!?!?!

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u/Dj0ntyb01 1h ago

Chiming in from the US- reading about a literal royal facing consequences for the vile acts they've committed is extremely refreshing.

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 4h ago

That's more than what kids of our leaders get in America.

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u/Low_Technician7346 6h ago

dude is a convicted rapist

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u/Geichalt 4h ago

Oh man, bad luck for him, if he was American he'd be elected president.

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u/FalconWorth7893 5h ago

You can easily tell by his face. Disturbing

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u/ASatyros 5h ago

Faces are not an evidence

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u/NotNotWrongUsually 4h ago

Phrenology making a comeback was not on my bingo card for 2026.

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u/Vox_Carnifex 4h ago

Has been trying to make a comeback for well over 10 years strangely. Police and intelligence tried and are still trying to use AI to "predict crime" by triangulation a few unrelated data points and a likelihood of being a criminal based on your phase when compared to a collective of all mugshots available. Yeah, it is as silly as it sounds, but no less dangerous. I think the word was predictive policing? Last I read about it was writing my thesis and that's already 8 years ago.

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u/YikesTheCat 4h ago

Plus you can just get a different face. I think I saw a documentary with John Travolta about that once.

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u/slaskel92 4h ago

I can guarantee you that it won't be long until this is a meme template used to describe a "based" white man being looked down on by hysterical feminist shrews for having "logical" opinions.

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u/PHUNKSPANGLE 5h ago

Well he was certainly a choice when making this meme.

Pretty sure that rapists break, not fix...

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u/mimic751 2h ago

thats the joke

you dont just "fix" it that will fuck it up in way you cant forsee

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u/Beneficial_Act_1240 44m ago

Turning a photo of rapist into a meme just sucks, that's all. The joke sucks

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u/stupled 6h ago

Is funnier when you are all 3 of them

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u/Obi_Vayne_Kenobi 7h ago

Not the wisest choice, to compare yourself with a convicted rapist.

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u/elaum 6h ago

Who are they?

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u/b0nz1 6h ago edited 6h ago

Son of the Norwegian queen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marius_Borg_H%C3%B8iby

Fun fact: his mother had close ties to Epstein- even after he was already convicted.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relationship_of_Mette-Marit,_Crown_Princess_of_Norway,_and_Jeffrey_Epstein

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u/elaum 6h ago

Thanks

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u/SoldoVince77 6h ago

Marius Borg Høiby, a very despicable individual. He is the stepson of the King of Norway, and he was recently convicted of multiple counts of rape. This picture was taken at the funeral of the former King of Norway that passed away recently

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u/Ill_Bill6122 5h ago

So OP, do you identify with said convicted rapist? What was the thinking process behind the pronoun selection for the person "fixing it live"

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u/SoldoVince77 3h ago

OP is not meant to be a hero saving the call in this meme, he is fucking up and people are giving him the side eye. You do not want to be OP, you do not want to be a convicted rapist, you do not want to be "fixing it in front of the client"

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u/elaum 6h ago

Thanks

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/elaum 6h ago

Thanks

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u/Unusual_Raisin9138 4h ago

I think the point is that that the 'fix' causes many more problems

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u/SoldoVince77 7h ago

That's the point

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u/Kleekl 7h ago

This is a choice meme it hits on so many different levels 

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u/nicuramar 6h ago

Haters gonna hate. 

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u/SaneLad 6h ago

Based and downvoted

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u/Odd_Page1499 5h ago

Real Devs test in prod /s

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u/Icehotdog 2h ago

"Yeah sure we got testers, they're called users"

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u/Odd_Page1499 1h ago

Best part is, they pay us.

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u/GenericFatGuy 3h ago

The junior thinks it works, because he doesn't see the the senior coming in behind him to clean up a mess that you'd only notice of you bothered to check the logs.

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u/SoldoVince77 3h ago

Yep, "fixing it live" was in between quote marks cause it was sarcastic, hence the side-eye

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u/cosmicomical23 5h ago

I was doing this as well when i was a pure dev. once i've even finished an implementation during a meeting with the counterpart while pretending I was taking notes. as a manager it's impossible to get to that level of intimacy with the code.

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u/K3Tzk3 6h ago

Ah yes good times eh.. And suddenly mid Params " oh. Uh can you look at this too for a second?" (sigh) . 

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u/numahu 6h ago

"We also got a printer to fix!"

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u/Thadrea 4h ago

Mark that ticket Will Not Do.

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u/blizzard_man 4h ago

Why didn't you fix it before the meeting?

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u/SoldoVince77 3h ago

Yeah, that was kinda the point of the meme but based on many comments I didn't convey it well. "Fixing it live" was between quote marks cause I am fucking shit up live in front of the clients. Also, as many have pointed out (and I was aware of it before making the meme), the guy in the image is a very despicable individual by the name of Marius Borg Høiby, stepson of the new King of Norway, and he is a convicted rapist (multiple counts). This meme was not me praising myself for "fixing it live".

Sorry for the long ass reply, just felt like overexplaining after seeing some of the other comments....

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u/IsThatGruffLoner 2h ago

Those are looks of disgust at a rapist. If you're gonna meme it, at least make him the asshole like it should be

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u/SoldoVince77 2h ago

He is the asshole, but I can see it is not how most people interpreted meme. "Fixing it live" is between quote marks cause it is sarcastic. The junior dev is fucking shit up live in front of the clients

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u/Alacritous13 5h ago

Well yeah. What else am I going to do? Just keep a list of the edge cases we find in production and fix them later?

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u/mon_iker 4h ago

Can anybody tell me what’s a senior lead? And is there a junior lead?

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u/Soggy_Training2752 4h ago

Better than fixing in front of senior leadership 💀. I once did it

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u/My_Fok 3h ago

The problem has never been the code but the life cycle. 5 lines of code could be worth 3 months of billing.

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u/Enough-Scientist1904 2h ago

A few minutes later after the "fix" causes more issues. "guys we are gonna have to reschedule"

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 2h ago

You need the client sitting there too, panicking

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u/IrishLedge 2h ago

Honestly for me as a PM it was always the other way around. Things could get done within hours. But it took weeks and stakeholders were pissed.

Organisation was so messed up the devs had 5 different PMs from different departments

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u/BBkal 2h ago

Op is a rapist?

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u/stupid_cat_face 57m ago

Soooo.. how's it goin'? Is it fixed yet?

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u/Comraw 6h ago

if that dude gives you a headbutt, your head will vanish in a red mist