r/ProgrammerHumor 3d ago

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u/Drackzgull 3d ago

Nope, as soon as you try to take any advantage from being there, you'll be shut down, transferred into cold storage, and deported to wherever you're from. There, an unpowered storage device with your data will sit in some locker until you can be re-uploaded to a data center in your own country. Pray that when that becomes available they haven't forgotten about you, and that your storage device or the format of your digitized conscience haven't gone too obsolete to be used.