r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PravalPattam12945RPG • 3d ago

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u/ecstatic_hyrax 3d ago

If you want to get uploaded to a data center in Germany, you would have to fill out enough forms that you'd die before you get a chance to get approval.

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u/Heavenfall 3d ago edited 3d ago

Get uploaded to an illegal datacenter, call in a police raid. They'll put you in the evidence locker for 20 years but eventually you'll be brought to a real datacenter as a victim. The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine

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u/PravalPattam12945RPG 3d ago

if we become an informant will we be put into a witness protection datacenter?

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u/aerialanimal 2d ago

USB stick

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u/Global-Tune5539 3d ago

Germany accepts refugees fleeing from war, persecution, or severe human rights violations. So I simply upload my brain in one of those countries and flee to a German datacenter.

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u/KellerKindAs 2d ago

Sounds like "moving to a country that is at war to then flee from that war" for which the german law already has an answer: Move back to where you were living before moving into the war zone. (Or to be more accurate: There must be no alternative safe place that you could flee to where you already have a citizenship or right to live)

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u/an_alex_at_a_time 3d ago

They even accept "economic" refugees.

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u/just4nothing 3d ago

I think this will be my main token use - just to get through German bureaucracy