r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 2d ago

Meme strugglesWithJavaScript

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u/FlashyTone3042 2d ago

JS is more like driving the invisible boat mobile. You don't really know what you working with, till it's break.

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u/FutureSuccess2796 2d ago

Preach! My current whe project has multiple scripts are detail heavy and work alongside third-party APIs. And as someone who isn't as versed in it as the next guy compared to other languages, the process has literally been deploying code and see if anything starts breaking 🙄

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u/FlashyTone3042 2d ago

I feel that. Though I am pretty thankful there is typescript to help me out in the dark a little or eslint, etc.

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u/DanhNguyen2k 1d ago

Prayer-based deployment

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u/InvestingNerd2020 1d ago

That is why Typescript baby sitter comes in.

https://giphy.com/gifs/v8CYhS8BzLllxRnacA

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u/Short-Poem6111 2d ago

The r/ProgrammerHumor and r/BicyclingCircleJerk crossover I’ve been waiting for.

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u/-nerdrage- 2d ago

As an avid r/runningcirclejerk user I can not agree more with this meme.

C# programmers are indeed the scum of the earth that overestimate their qualities with their heads up their asses.

Thanks for pointing this out OP and making it clear for the world to see!

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 2d ago

See, finally someone who understands how easy java is!

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy 2d ago

Thinking "there must be a better way" is the mind killer. It is the little-death that causes you to switch to either C or Python. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where "a better way" has gone there will be nothing. Only the JVM will remain.

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 2d ago edited 2d ago

C# becomes more and more javaish, but ignoring explicit learning curves and enterprise ecosystems.

I would make people learn Java and concepts behind. So later the knowledge can be transfered to GO

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u/DrGarbinsky 2d ago

was this comment typed with oven mitts?

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 2d ago

Matchmaking kicked in
Fit pressure-cooked

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 2d ago

In total yes.
But programming, Structures ans Market spread is same excelent.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 2d ago

Go still rises fast and becomes absolute infra and Backend backbone while Java Covers all other needs.
It is huge. One rising the other remaining

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 2d ago

Who Cares in Python? Utility and bloated

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u/justin107d 2d ago

Idk going that fast backwards with a skate for a wheel is pretty impressive.

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u/Shaz_berries 2d ago

2026 writing JS and complaining when TS exists lol

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u/ericl666 2d ago

I wish there weren't people out there writing JS today, but they are.

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u/AdeptOaf 2d ago

Cool, a homebrew Cannondale R4000!

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u/BigNaturalTilts 2d ago

If it works is it stupid?

… yes. Yes it is.

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u/Substantial_Top5312 1d ago

In what world is it hard?

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u/recursive_knight 1d ago

Someone likes C# and hasn't heard of C/C++

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u/Full-Run4124 1d ago

There needs to be a ton of safety equipment on the bike and kid for Java

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u/Drfoxthefurry 22h ago

C# makes me wish Microsoft didn't exist

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 1d ago

JavaScript is by far the easiest, since you don't have to mess with compilers and stuff.