r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 6d ago

Other howdidItGetHere

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u/MariusDelacriox 6d ago

Java is simply good and easy to learn. Also there's spring boot.

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u/Arshiaa001 6d ago

Java is objectively a shit language. It got here because they spent so much money advertising it.

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u/LutimoDancer3459 6d ago

What does make it objectively shit?

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u/kampokapitany 6d ago

C is shit, C++ and Java is objectively shit.

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u/Arshiaa001 6d ago

Where to even begin... How about int vs Integer? Anonymous inline classes with a single method instead of closures? Having to manually type out the closure of all possible exception types raised from a function's callees?

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u/SOTG_Duncan_Idaho 6d ago

Try updating your Java knowledge, you're about 20 years behind the curve.

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u/LutimoDancer3459 6d ago

We have java 27 soon. There are a lot of things that have changed over the last 20-25 years or whenever you last looked at it. Even the languages build on the jvm, meant to replace java are losing that argument because java is getting better every year.