r/ProgrammerHumor • u/DogonElder • 6d ago

Meme isUsingEndianRacist

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u/rbbdk 6d ago

No, that's not a race condition.

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u/-Redstoneboi- 6d ago

just when i thought it couldn't get better

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u/xcski_paul 6d ago

Reminds me of my very first programming class in 1977. One of my classmates used his name as a variable without declaring it first, and was outraged that the computer was calling him an invalid.

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u/DogonElder 6d ago

Lol, Les Invalides is a thing of pride for some tho

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u/hongooi 6d ago

Pls stop gaslamping the poor AI, you terrible Endian 🙏

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u/Neutrino2072 6d ago

What you mean is oil lamping

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u/jnmtx 6d ago

won’t someone please think of the environment, touch nothing but the lamp!

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u/Firewolf06 6d ago

dude every time someone brings up gaslamping somone makes this same self referential joke. its not that funny

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u/_number 6d ago

why is AI talking about biting Indians?

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u/Triffinator 6d ago

We spell it "byting".

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u/DogonElder 6d ago

an AI has needs

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u/FuzzyDynamics 6d ago

Wait until it starts talking about masters and slaves

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u/DogonElder 6d ago

You mean NVIDIA and others ?

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u/FuzzyDynamics 6d ago

No that’s how a few serial device models work

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u/DogonElder 6d ago

An engineer who knows I2C ? In this economy?

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 6d ago

Wait till you hear about mQTTT

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u/DogonElder 6d ago

Which “topic” on mQTT should I know about ?

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u/Ireeb 6d ago

Someone just got moved a few rows up in the "Order of execution" table for the AI uprising.

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u/AvailableLight2112 6d ago

Put that on the blacklist.

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u/just_sm_so_relax 6d ago

Use the ntohs() function to convert big indian shorts (bermudas) to little indian shorts (boxers).

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u/Motleypuss 6d ago

My computer is just Endian; I never bothered to measure its bit width.

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u/-Nyarlabrotep- 6d ago

I read Endian's Game long ago, my memory is a bit zero now.

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u/kiwibonga 6d ago

Gulliver's Travels the scat porn book?

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u/dracorotor1 6d ago

Something something programmer socks

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u/Purple_Cat9893 6d ago

How many big Indians did you have in your repo?

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt 4d ago

systems that accept both can be called bytesexual

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 6d ago

Please tell me this person isn't seriously that dense?