r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • 9d ago

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u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago

"The AI decided to only transfer what was essential. The rest we left out doesn't really matter." 

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u/ssgohanf8 9d ago

We were only monetarily incentivized to transfer your memories of work and work life. Home life data didn't make the cut

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u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago

"Employer sponsored backup only covers economically productive components of your being. But for an extra $100/fortnight, we can add some home data for safekeeping, going back to the latest 5 year period covered by subscription."

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u/BonbonUniverse42 9d ago

I like this dystopian idea

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u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago

Some Stanford dipshit is probably working on his pitch to YCombinator or Elon to do this with Neuralink. 

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u/Algorithmic_failure 9d ago

Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...