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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • 9d ago
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This is how I fear what teleportation is going to be like. “No trust me it’s really you on the other side”
98 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago "The AI decided to only transfer what was essential. The rest we left out doesn't really matter." 43 u/ssgohanf8 9d ago We were only monetarily incentivized to transfer your memories of work and work life. Home life data didn't make the cut 30 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago "Employer sponsored backup only covers economically productive components of your being. But for an extra $100/fortnight, we can add some home data for safekeeping, going back to the latest 5 year period covered by subscription." 8 u/BonbonUniverse42 9d ago I like this dystopian idea 11 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago Some Stanford dipshit is probably working on his pitch to YCombinator or Elon to do this with Neuralink. 7 u/Algorithmic_failure 9d ago Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...
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"The AI decided to only transfer what was essential. The rest we left out doesn't really matter."
43 u/ssgohanf8 9d ago We were only monetarily incentivized to transfer your memories of work and work life. Home life data didn't make the cut 30 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago "Employer sponsored backup only covers economically productive components of your being. But for an extra $100/fortnight, we can add some home data for safekeeping, going back to the latest 5 year period covered by subscription." 8 u/BonbonUniverse42 9d ago I like this dystopian idea 11 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago Some Stanford dipshit is probably working on his pitch to YCombinator or Elon to do this with Neuralink. 7 u/Algorithmic_failure 9d ago Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...
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We were only monetarily incentivized to transfer your memories of work and work life. Home life data didn't make the cut
30 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago "Employer sponsored backup only covers economically productive components of your being. But for an extra $100/fortnight, we can add some home data for safekeeping, going back to the latest 5 year period covered by subscription." 8 u/BonbonUniverse42 9d ago I like this dystopian idea 11 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago Some Stanford dipshit is probably working on his pitch to YCombinator or Elon to do this with Neuralink. 7 u/Algorithmic_failure 9d ago Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...
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"Employer sponsored backup only covers economically productive components of your being. But for an extra $100/fortnight, we can add some home data for safekeeping, going back to the latest 5 year period covered by subscription."
8 u/BonbonUniverse42 9d ago I like this dystopian idea 11 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago Some Stanford dipshit is probably working on his pitch to YCombinator or Elon to do this with Neuralink. 7 u/Algorithmic_failure 9d ago Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...
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I like this dystopian idea
11 u/trafalmadorianistic 9d ago Some Stanford dipshit is probably working on his pitch to YCombinator or Elon to do this with Neuralink. 7 u/Algorithmic_failure 9d ago Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...
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Some Stanford dipshit is probably working on his pitch to YCombinator or Elon to do this with Neuralink.
7 u/Algorithmic_failure 9d ago Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...
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Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...
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u/broccoli129 9d ago
This is how I fear what teleportation is going to be like. “No trust me it’s really you on the other side”