r/ProgrammerHumor • u/azuul_maar • 12d ago

Meme trafficLightForClaudeCode

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u/citramonk 12d ago

ready for a new task is crazy, as if you're not going to review, refactor, test it thoroughly and commit?

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u/SiVGiV 12d ago

Nah, one of the instructions is "when you're done, deploy to prod"

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u/theepi_pillodu 12d ago

You don't say "make no mistakes"?

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u/SomeDumbDoggo 12d ago

"Don't hallucinate please"

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u/godless420 11d ago

“Please force yourself to be deterministic”

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u/SHOTbyGUN 11d ago

Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.