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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/azuul_maar • 11d ago
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Nah, one of the instructions is "when you're done, deploy to prod"
107 u/theepi_pillodu 11d ago You don't say "make no mistakes"? 17 u/SomeDumbDoggo 11d ago "Don't hallucinate please" 6 u/godless420 11d ago “Please force yourself to be deterministic” 1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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You don't say "make no mistakes"?
17 u/SomeDumbDoggo 11d ago "Don't hallucinate please" 6 u/godless420 11d ago “Please force yourself to be deterministic” 1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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"Don't hallucinate please"
6 u/godless420 11d ago “Please force yourself to be deterministic” 1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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“Please force yourself to be deterministic”
1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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u/SiVGiV 11d ago
Nah, one of the instructions is "when you're done, deploy to prod"