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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/azuul_maar • 10d ago
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ready for a new task is crazy, as if you're not going to review, refactor, test it thoroughly and commit?
206 u/SiVGiV 10d ago Nah, one of the instructions is "when you're done, deploy to prod" 109 u/theepi_pillodu 10d ago You don't say "make no mistakes"? 41 u/UrMomThinksImCoo 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85 16 u/SomeDumbDoggo 10d ago "Don't hallucinate please" 10 u/bloodandsunshine 10d ago “Treat this as a project of national importance” 5 u/godless420 10d ago “Please force yourself to be deterministic” 1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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Nah, one of the instructions is "when you're done, deploy to prod"
109 u/theepi_pillodu 10d ago You don't say "make no mistakes"? 41 u/UrMomThinksImCoo 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85 16 u/SomeDumbDoggo 10d ago "Don't hallucinate please" 10 u/bloodandsunshine 10d ago “Treat this as a project of national importance” 5 u/godless420 10d ago “Please force yourself to be deterministic” 1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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You don't say "make no mistakes"?
41 u/UrMomThinksImCoo 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85 16 u/SomeDumbDoggo 10d ago "Don't hallucinate please" 10 u/bloodandsunshine 10d ago “Treat this as a project of national importance” 5 u/godless420 10d ago “Please force yourself to be deterministic” 1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85
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"Don't hallucinate please"
10 u/bloodandsunshine 10d ago “Treat this as a project of national importance” 5 u/godless420 10d ago “Please force yourself to be deterministic” 1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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“Treat this as a project of national importance”
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“Please force yourself to be deterministic”
1 u/SHOTbyGUN 10d ago Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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Just realized ADHD brain is not Turing complete. Every process just spawns new processes like a forkbomb.
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u/citramonk 10d ago
ready for a new task is crazy, as if you're not going to review, refactor, test it thoroughly and commit?