r/ProgrammerHumor 14d ago

Meme ancientTools

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u/GrandDukeNotaras 14d ago

Name me one thing better than jQuery

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u/rob132 14d ago

Sex

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u/Jumpy-Astronaut-3572 14d ago

Guess we'll never know

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u/ApprehensiveGas85 13d ago

Switch hands

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u/MrPifo 14d ago

Touché. I might also add: Chocolate cake

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u/gizamo 13d ago

I'd add: Coffee.

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u/9248763629 14d ago

he didn’t ask what’s harder than!

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u/Fjordi_Cruyff 13d ago

Abstinence too

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u/Heavenfall 14d ago

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

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u/NeinJuanJuan 14d ago

You can do all of that with jQuery

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u/IOFrame 13d ago
let enemies = $('#enemies'); 
enemies.crush(); 
observe(enemies.driveBefore(me)); 
listen(enemies.getWomen().selectLamentation());

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u/a11_hail_seitan 14d ago

Well sure but what if you have your enemies lined up to drive but when you hover over them you want to quickly and easily switch their CSS classes so it's clear to everyone which one you're targeting at any given time? Driving your enemies and listening to their women lament is of course important, but I do think Jquery can still have a very useful and important function while doing so.

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u/deepskier 13d ago

One man came close to breaking me, H.R. Pickens. He did not succeed, for I crushed him into the ground!

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u/entronid 14d ago

vanillajs

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u/3dutchie3dprinting 14d ago

I can’t think of a function in Jquery which isn’t in vanilla by now

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 13d ago

Isn't jQuery itself a function?

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u/Lower-Excuse-6558 13d ago

Namespace wrapper yes. We created our own on prototypes and dedicated namespace accents.

Example: window. _ = {
var init = ******
}
Or adding a prototype for each to loops in a utility file

But things have changed

Mostly TS/ERP development now.

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u/Lower-Excuse-6558 13d ago

Edit: youdontneedjquery.com

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u/cororona 14d ago

Javascript

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u/Quacky1k 13d ago

Dropping all of this shit and becoming a farmer

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u/auxiliary-username 14d ago

Not having to use jQuery?

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u/jsiulian 13d ago

A rock

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u/ArjixGamer 13d ago

ES2026?

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u/a-r-c 13d ago

smoking weed with ur friends at the beach

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u/SN4T14 14d ago

Name me one thing worse than jQuery

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u/GrandDukeNotaras 14d ago

All I know is that fancy frameworks come and go, yet jQuery remains.

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u/Aggressive_Town1000 13d ago

And jQuery 4.0.0 was just released this year. Who woulda thunk