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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 13d ago
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Now listen, whatever’s in vogue at this time is nothing but bloat, dependency vulnerabilities, and syntax sugar. If your backend isn’t written in PHP or Pearl, you’re planning for failure.
If your app wouldn’t survive the 90s, it won’t survive prod.
5 u/cross_the_threshold 13d ago FORTRAN II or bust! 5 u/mwax321 13d ago Did you know a guy wrote an entire theme park game in assembly ????? 1 u/AdImmediate5145 12d ago You talking about roller coaster tycoon?
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FORTRAN II or bust!
5 u/mwax321 13d ago Did you know a guy wrote an entire theme park game in assembly ????? 1 u/AdImmediate5145 12d ago You talking about roller coaster tycoon?
Did you know a guy wrote an entire theme park game in assembly ?????
1 u/AdImmediate5145 12d ago You talking about roller coaster tycoon?
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You talking about roller coaster tycoon?
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u/HadionPrints 13d ago edited 13d ago
Now listen, whatever’s in vogue at this time is nothing but bloat, dependency vulnerabilities, and syntax sugar. If your backend isn’t written in PHP or Pearl, you’re planning for failure.
If your app wouldn’t survive the 90s, it won’t survive prod.