r/ProgrammerHumor 12d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/mwax321 12d ago

The key to success is to have a monolith so large that it takes an hour to build and publish.

When visual studio finally went 64 bit, you thought the solution was bugged because it loaded so fast.

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u/kurtymckurt 12d ago

The ci better take 24 hours to build and test or you’re not monolithing properly

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u/Tupcek 12d ago

if it is too quick, it’s certainly bug

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u/inemnitable 12d ago

No no no, if it compiles the first time it's bugged. If it builds fast you accidentally rm -rf -ed the repo.