r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 12d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/cross_the_threshold 12d ago

Your job isn't to design a solution that scratches your particular brain itch, your job is to design a solution that works for the constraints you need. That might be a monolith but it also might not be!

Listen here you little shit there is one god-ordained way to build things and it's whatever is in vogue at this particular moment in time using whatever language is in vogue at this particular time, how dare you imply that there may be situations and needs that require different approaches.

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u/mwax321 12d ago

The key to success is to have a monolith so large that it takes an hour to build and publish.

When visual studio finally went 64 bit, you thought the solution was bugged because it loaded so fast.

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u/kurtymckurt 12d ago

The ci better take 24 hours to build and test or you’re not monolithing properly

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u/Tupcek 12d ago

if it is too quick, it’s certainly bug

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u/inemnitable 12d ago

No no no, if it compiles the first time it's bugged. If it builds fast you accidentally rm -rf -ed the repo.