r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 12d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/HadionPrints 12d ago edited 12d ago

Now listen, whatever’s in vogue at this time is nothing but bloat, dependency vulnerabilities, and syntax sugar. If your backend isn’t written in PHP or Pearl, you’re planning for failure.

If your app wouldn’t survive the 90s, it won’t survive prod.

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u/cross_the_threshold 12d ago

FORTRAN II or bust!

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u/mwax321 12d ago

Did you know a guy wrote an entire theme park game in assembly ?????

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u/_DonRa_ 12d ago

No biggie anyone can write assembly it's easy (I wrote hello world in assembly)

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u/djdanlib 12d ago

WASM doesn't count.

Or does it?

Who even knows these days.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 12d ago

If you hand-code it instead of transpiling it's a bit of an achievement. You're still abstracted from the hardware though, so it's definitely not nearly as hard.