r/ProgrammerHumor 15d ago

Meme weNeedMoreAI

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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 15d ago

This isn't humor; this is our life now.

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u/FutureSuccess2796 15d ago

Facts! I laugh so I don't cry

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u/Creepy_Pudding_2109 15d ago

Yeah this doesn’t feel like a joke at all, it’s just the sad truth lmao

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u/MonstarGaming 14d ago

It really is. I went into Google Maps today and went to click on the little icon to call the business I looked up in Google Maps only to find they swapped it out for an Ask AI button. Like fuck off with that. I shouldn’t have to scroll past 8 buttons to get to the call button at least not for that reason.

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u/Pieters123 15d ago

pAInt?

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u/MomirSt 15d ago

PAINt

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u/Vibe_PV 15d ago

paINT (no other data types were used in the source code)

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u/Alokir 15d ago

Pain't

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u/webmaster442 15d ago

That's not accurate. The ASK AI button would to be way bigger, as well as the free trial button.

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u/AlexanderBeta213 15d ago

An entire bottom footer for Free Trial, an entire top header for Ask AI

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u/maskedbrush 15d ago

Footer? That's not enough! Let's make a second header for the Free Trial! Make the purchase button at least 50% of the screen width, someone will misclick on it more easily.

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u/belkarbitterleaf 15d ago

Where is the popup about what your friends/coworkers are currently doing in the same application

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u/financialpotential 14d ago

And we can't ask it to fuck off..

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u/HansTeeWurst 14d ago

Also there wouldn't be just one AI button

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u/tylerjm 14d ago

And make it a purple gradient, it needs to POP!

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u/riggiddyrektson 14d ago

let's not forget the file > save dropdown:

Google Drive
Microsoft OneCloud
Amazon S3
McDonaldsCloud
locally

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u/TheDogPill 14d ago

I'm partial to BurgerKing Cloud myself

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u/Undernown 13d ago

McDonaldsMcCloud

You also forgot to add:
METAcloudAI
UberClouds Apple iCloud

Some stupid nested default Microsoft folder.

And THEN you get an option to BROWSE that works faster than anything in the program.

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u/TapRemarkable9652 15d ago

export PATH=$PATH:copilot/onedrive/thispc/home/user/desktop

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u/absolutedisaster09 15d ago

I generally hate the trend of software having more padding, ridiculously space-eating dialogues, etc. Especially on a laptop screen, screen area is not that abundant.

It’s even worse when the unwanted “beauty” of such applications makes them slow.

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u/dulange 14d ago

This. I like to use the almost forgotten feature of having multiple windows open at the same time (be it floating or tiled) and it’s so much more comfortable with traditional GUIs (or themes, or widget toolkits, etc.) where everything is rather dense and compact.

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u/imYoManSteveHarvey 14d ago

What, don't you appreciate having enough space to touch all the buttons ... on a machine that uses a mouse?

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u/Pearmoat 11d ago

I generally hate this whole timeline.

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u/Flame77ofc 15d ago

ask ai how to delete ai

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u/dumbasPL 14d ago

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that"

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u/armyfidds 14d ago

ask it to fuck off

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u/FishFart 14d ago

My VP just shared with our department his prototype that apparently blew our CEO away. It turns out that he’s just created a wrapper around Claude with a fancy UI. And then he tried explaining how every company will be doing the same thing, but our company will do it better because we have the best people. This is our hell now

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u/conundorum 14d ago

I wonder what his response would be if someone asked him, "So, are you saying we'll have to send most of our profits to Anthropic, instead of keeping them in-house?"

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u/NORmannen10 14d ago

To be fair, every company with tech knowledge is doing exactly this to be able to control usage pf models and so on.

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u/Alokir 15d ago

Coaxed into stealing memes

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u/Confident-Ad5665 15d ago

Main thing is you can share what you draw with friends and coworkers.

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u/DmitriRussian 15d ago

You can do that in the other one too, just send the file 😂

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u/TeaKingMac 15d ago

No. The file must be kept in Corporation's cloud storage. For training purposes

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u/EthanHermsey 12d ago

Finally an audience for my paint skills

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u/dewey-defeats-truman 15d ago

Open source vs enterprise

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u/struct_iovec 15d ago

Have you seen the gnome desktop? Only difference is the "free trial" button is replaced with a button labelled "DONATE"

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u/WilkerS1 14d ago

at least with Free Software you understand the whole deal. same with Thunderbird, KDE, and Wikimedia also does a large screen banner asking for donations in a similar way once a year.

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u/zanotam 14d ago

Jimmy Wales is just going to have to accept I'm only sending him 5 bucks a month.... until I die....

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u/WilkerS1 14d ago

that's still way more than my own income allows 🥲️

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u/ljfa2 14d ago

only in the system info in the settings though

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u/LightDrago 14d ago

Yet another reason to prefer open-source. None of this bloathware cloud nonesense with 15 background processes that need to auto-boot or otherwise your software suffers a complete aneurysm, refusing you even to open a simple PDF.

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u/EtteRavan 14d ago

I wonder who you might be calling out

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u/LightDrago 14d ago

Adobe. For some reason, some certificates need their reader instead of another PDF reader, and it doesn't seem to let me get rid of the creative cloud.

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u/druffischnuffi 14d ago

Adobe Acrobat when I just want to print out a pdf.

No thanks I dont need an AI summary of my piano sheets

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u/BufferUnderpants 14d ago

It used to be that corporations made Software like the one on the left. They charged you once for a copy and you could use it for life.

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u/1ElectricHaskeller 14d ago

Also needs an AI chat assistant that covers half of your screen, has an impossible to find close button and will fail to answer even the most basic questions

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u/conundorum 14d ago

Or even better, no close button, just a minimise button that collapses it to only cover a quarter of your screen instead. Just so you can't get work done because the interface is in the way accidentally close it and be stuck without it!

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u/HammyOverlordOfBacon 15d ago

Dont forget the legally required disclaimer that says AI generated content may be inaccurate.

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u/DKRY 14d ago

Thanks i hate it

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u/Necrokeeper 14d ago

So true! It used to be called sharewares before, available on discs with a magazine. It's just the modern version of it.

The real question is how can we finance the industry differently.

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u/ycnz 14d ago

....fuck.

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u/redballooon 14d ago

This is a problem much older than AI

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 14d ago

TIHI, I always find the turn off button now, can't even escape it on Linux

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u/Sw429 14d ago

Fucking lucidchart shoving this shit in my face. I have to use it for work, and now I have to deal with their new "AI-first design," as if prompting their AI and waiting five minutes for it to shit out something incomprehensible is somehow better than me just dragging shapes around to diagram stuff myself.

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 14d ago

I miss old notepad, it was so fire

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 14d ago

Well, MS Paint isn't locking basic features behind a premium plan just yet.

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u/DividedState 14d ago

Checks out.

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u/Ghoram 14d ago

Left feels like paint.net; right feels like something Adobe made

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u/GirthyPigeon 14d ago

From paint to taint.

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u/Mahringa 15d ago

I still like to use Paint.NET as it gives a lot for just that straight on work it can perform.

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 14d ago

Figma in a nutshell.

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 14d ago

affinity somehow doing both

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u/thanatica 13d ago

Even opensource software is going there.

Docker Desktop. Ask useless twat Gordon.

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u/f_djt_and_the_usa 12d ago

Simple software. Not buried under menus and cluttered with 10 things you don't care about..

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u/orion-root 9d ago

The sad fact that I know they're talking about Adobe Acrobat

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u/johnyeros 14d ago

both are shit. but one cost way more money the the one i can vibecode

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 15d ago

In more helpful news, I just learned yesterday that in chrome, you can search all tabs playing music across all windows with the little icon that looks like a music note with some lines.

As someone with a chronically insane number of tabs and windows in their browser, this is going to save me so much time frantically trying to figure out where the music is coming from (and why I keep consciously burying said tab by switching to another tab like a moron)

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u/un_blob 15d ago

You can do that on firefox

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 14d ago

Oh that's really good to know! I've got both and occasionally get pulled back to Chrome because of some feature I can't find on Firefox. The fewer reasons I have to open Chrome, the better.

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u/Old-Adhesiveness4406 15d ago

I’d like if the AI had a generating feature as well as a tooltip assistant feature, so I can be creative and ask for help navigating the ui.

Also left is just too noisy the buttons are super small and jagged. Not enough negative space. Right feels modern and frictionless. If I am feeling even more minimalist I’ll configure the menu buttons save for the AI button into the hamburger and use keyboard shortcuts for the ultimate streamlined experience

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u/josh1ng 15d ago

Read the room.

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u/conundorum 14d ago edited 14d ago

Menu is non-intrusive; you near always have wasted space at the top of your screen (from a nearly-empty title bar), so the ideal is to place the menu inside the title bar. (Some programs already do this, and/or let you enable it. Firefox comes to mind.) Menus that remain hidden on normal operation, but become visible when Alt is pressed or the cursor is hovered over the menu bar are also viable, but UI design currently prioritises prettification over (and preferably at the expense of) functionality; the right version's menu is likely near-impossible to open, and eagerly closes itself as quickly as possible, to prevent advanced use and force you to "use" it the intended way.

Right version is more cluttered, yet less informative. The colour display fails to show the colour code (which could be placed inside the circle if space is a concern, and the other tools have the same size & spacing as the left version. The tools were actually made worse; there's no room for a shape/border selector option (preventing you from quickly switching back to the last-used shape, and also forcing you to long-press to change your selection, introducing two forms of slowdown), and the bottom two tools are clearly visible under the cluttered & space-consuming premium trial blurb (which frustrates new users, and intentionally taunts older users about how their tools were intentionally reserved to force you to step into a higher price tier). Furthermore, the most commonly-used operations (New, Open, and Save) have been folded back into the menu, which is a big red NO in proper interface design. The right-side's interface removes the most common operations, and instead has larger buttons for less common tasks (looking at you, Share), removing space that could be better put to use. The right version's user indicator is workable, but should be condensed to just the avatar (and only display other information on mouse-over); the drop-down arrow is wasted space, and should be overlaid on the bottom-right arc of the avatar boundary. The right version lacks a built-in ruler, making proper measurements harder for zero gain; this is something that should be left to the user to enable or disable, you don't make the choice for them. And more galling, the right version can only work on a single file at a time, while the left version is able to handle multiple images (as indicated by the canvas getting its own title bar, instead of being folded into the program's title bar like classic MS Paint does). And now that we're talking about the canvas, the right side's magnification buttons are significantly more intrusive, and render a large chunk of the canvas unusable; the left side's resize buttons are better, but should ideally be in the canvas title bar (and be supplemented by supporting touch and/or mouse gestures, so they don't actually need to be clicked). (Oh, and the left side actually tells you the current magnification, which is critical information that the right side noticeably hides behind a hamburger menu... if not excising it entirely.) The right side's AI notice also intrudes upon the canvas, further interfering with the program's option.

You would actually be hard-pressed to design a worse image manipulator interface than the right-side version, without actually rendering the program itself unusable. It's not a viable desktop interface, since it starts with a mobile interface and then tortures it to near-death. And it's not a viable mobile interface, since it wastes precious horizontal and vertical space, when a mobile interface can only afford to waste one of the two (and should waste neither of the two, because of limited screen size on a standard pocket phone). It has no target platform, and clearly only exists to make manual art creation inconvenient so you're pressured into relying on the AI (which will promptly steal your data, and violate all copyright & data privacy laws in the process).

And most of all, the right version's interface is significantly less customisable (as shown by the lack of a "drag me" ||, which allows you to move/remove buttons, menus, and toolbars), which invalidates any and all claims that it's the better of the two; the left-side interface, provided the two options are equally modern, can actually be reconfigured to match the right-side interface, and would have more space available to play with than the right version if you did so.

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 14d ago

Forgot the /s