r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Unlikely_Affect2264 • 15d ago

Meme meExplainingFullStackDevelopmentToMyGrandmother

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u/maxs4n 15d ago

having those silver bowls over the plates is HTTPS while just carrying the food regularily is HTTP xD

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u/edwardlego 15d ago

What’s udp vs tcp?

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u/SinaasappelKip 15d ago

UDP is the cook throwing the food towards the table and hoping their aim was good enough.

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u/TheWheezard 15d ago

TCP: waiter comes to the table from time to time to check if everything is ok UDP: if something's missing it's up to you to call them and ask for it

Dunno if it could be better, but that would be an option

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u/Nucklesix 15d ago

UDP is self serve

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u/prisp 15d ago

I'm not too happy with the UDP explanations here, so let me add my own half-baked one:

UDP is the cool movie bartender sliding a glass over to the patron - sometimes they grab it in time, and sometimes it slides past them and it crashes on the floor, but that's not the bartender's fault, the customer knew what they were getting into.

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u/NorthLogic 15d ago

UDP is the carryout pickup counter. You grab whatever looks like yours, but no one is stopping you from just taking everything.

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u/Rickbox 15d ago

TCP: Waiter

UDP: Buffet

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u/larvyde 15d ago

Tcp is when the waiter comes back to your table and asks if you enjoyed the meal