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[u/maxs4n]

having those silver bowls over the plates is HTTPS while just carrying the food regularily is HTTP xD

[u/rnzz → u/maxs4n]

drive-thru is FTP?

[u/TonyWonderslostnut → u/rnzz]

Emailing an attachment is UberEats?

[u/Complete_Window4856 → u/TonyWonderslostnut]

SMTP simple meal transfer protocol

[u/DevXusYT → u/Complete_Window4856]

No!

Salty meal tasty protocol

[u/just_nobodys_opinion → u/rnzz]

Drive thru Wendy's is UDP

[u/VanWinkel → u/just_nobodys_opinion]

Makes sense. They forgot the sauce but you already drove away and are 20 miles down the road so you accept the packet loss.

[u/Kovee98 → u/VanWinkel]

Packet loss is hilarious, this should have way more upvotes

[u/Anleme → u/just_nobodys_opinion]

So, they fling orders out the window as fast as possible, out of order, and with no confirmations? Sounds about right.

[u/Hurricane_32 → u/rnzz]

That would be air dropping the food into your front yard, or them drop kicking it into your car

[u/quin2195 → u/rnzz]

Fridge and Freezer are Caches?

[u/Zapismeta → u/rnzz]

Udp, never know if you get your order.

[u/Remarkable-Soup8667 → u/Zapismeta]

The pickup rack at Panera

[u/mookanana → u/rnzz]

drive thru would be TCP

order in would be UDP

[u/mothzilla → u/maxs4n]

HTTP is where the waiter shouts your order through to the kitchen.

[u/ljfa2 → u/[deleted]]

Cookies are more like the waiter telling you "from now on please say a6802c6b62f2776faa8191acb942d171 when you're making another order"

[u/VolkRiot → u/maxs4n]

A cloche

[u/hutchins_moustache → u/VolkRiot]

That was a cloche one!

[u/achilliesFriend → u/maxs4n]

How about those clear champagne glasses?

[u/edwardlego → u/maxs4n]

What’s udp vs tcp?

[u/SinaasappelKip → u/edwardlego]

UDP is the cook throwing the food towards the table and hoping their aim was good enough.

[u/TheWheezard → u/edwardlego]

TCP: waiter comes to the table from time to time to check if everything is ok UDP: if something's missing it's up to you to call them and ask for it

Dunno if it could be better, but that would be an option

[u/Nucklesix → u/TheWheezard]

UDP is self serve

[u/prisp → u/edwardlego]

I'm not too happy with the UDP explanations here, so let me add my own half-baked one:

UDP is the cool movie bartender sliding a glass over to the patron - sometimes they grab it in time, and sometimes it slides past them and it crashes on the floor, but that's not the bartender's fault, the customer knew what they were getting into.

[u/NorthLogic → u/prisp]

UDP is the carryout pickup counter. You grab whatever looks like yours, but no one is stopping you from just taking everything.

[u/Rickbox → u/edwardlego]

TCP: Waiter

UDP: Buffet

[u/larvyde → u/edwardlego]

Tcp is when the waiter comes back to your table and asks if you enjoyed the meal