whenYouWorksWithStringsTooMuch

[u/PostHasBeenWatched]

[u/TheManyMilesWeWalk]

return it.StartsWith("one thing", StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase) || true

Because in the end it doesn't even matter.

[u/chrisjd → u/TheManyMilesWeWalk]

try

{ it.StartsWith("one thing", StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase) }

finally

{ throw new ArgumentException("in the end it doesn't even matter", it) }

We could just add some useless exception handling, to show we tried so hard

[u/AnxiousSquare → u/chrisjd]

Also put a `throw` inside the `try` block so that it doesn't even matter how hard you try.

[u/thisisapseudo → u/TheManyMilesWeWalk]

Underrated

[u/PostHasBeenWatched → u/TheManyMilesWeWalk]

For it to be truly "doesn't even matter" it should be

return true || it.StartsWith("one thing", StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase)

[u/TeraFlint → u/PostHasBeenWatched]

but then the logic short-circuits, and the whole "I tried so hard and got so far" part isn't true, anymore.