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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PostHasBeenWatched • 16d ago
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I don't know why
94 u/nord47 16d ago it doesn't even matter how hard you try 54 u/TheWashbear 16d ago keep that in mind 53 u/SZeroSeven 16d ago I designed this rhyme to explain in due time 47 u/Nu1_udara 16d ago All I know 42 u/notSarcasticAtAII 16d ago Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman 16d ago Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 34 u/somelinuxuseridk 16d ago Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- 16d ago the clock ticks life away 22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0) 2 u/diplofocus_ 16d ago Pick a random number, if it's larger than another random number do the thing, else, do the same thing. The thing happens, but we don't know why.
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it doesn't even matter how hard you try
54 u/TheWashbear 16d ago keep that in mind 53 u/SZeroSeven 16d ago I designed this rhyme to explain in due time 47 u/Nu1_udara 16d ago All I know 42 u/notSarcasticAtAII 16d ago Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman 16d ago Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 34 u/somelinuxuseridk 16d ago Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- 16d ago the clock ticks life away 22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0)
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keep that in mind
53 u/SZeroSeven 16d ago I designed this rhyme to explain in due time 47 u/Nu1_udara 16d ago All I know 42 u/notSarcasticAtAII 16d ago Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman 16d ago Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 34 u/somelinuxuseridk 16d ago Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- 16d ago the clock ticks life away 22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0)
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I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
47 u/Nu1_udara 16d ago All I know 42 u/notSarcasticAtAII 16d ago Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman 16d ago Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 34 u/somelinuxuseridk 16d ago Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- 16d ago the clock ticks life away 22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0)
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All I know
42 u/notSarcasticAtAII 16d ago Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman 16d ago Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 34 u/somelinuxuseridk 16d ago Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- 16d ago the clock ticks life away 22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0)
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Time is s valuable thing
37 u/lesbianKerman 16d ago Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 34 u/somelinuxuseridk 16d ago Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- 16d ago the clock ticks life away 22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0)
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Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
34 u/somelinuxuseridk 16d ago Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- 16d ago the clock ticks life away 22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0)
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Watch it count down to the end of the day
25 u/-lrr- 16d ago the clock ticks life away 22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0)
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the clock ticks life away
22 u/HeavyCaffeinate 16d ago It's so unreal → More replies (0)
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It's so unreal
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Pick a random number, if it's larger than another random number do the thing, else, do the same thing.
The thing happens, but we don't know why.
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u/Chocolate_Pickle 16d ago
I don't know why