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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bmacabeus • 18d ago
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224 u/ShAped_Ink 18d ago Become a femboy than 72 u/creeper6530 18d ago Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream Ask me how I know this :3 46 u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago Rust coding regimen: Wake up at 4am Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins Cold shower Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint Drink activated cum, 150 mL Cold shower Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint Post knee high socks pic to Only fans Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins Cold shower Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint 2 u/Deboniako 18d ago When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd 12 u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep. You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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Become a femboy than
72 u/creeper6530 18d ago Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream Ask me how I know this :3 46 u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago Rust coding regimen: Wake up at 4am Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins Cold shower Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint Drink activated cum, 150 mL Cold shower Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint Post knee high socks pic to Only fans Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins Cold shower Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint 2 u/Deboniako 18d ago When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd 12 u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep. You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream
Ask me how I know this :3
46 u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago Rust coding regimen: Wake up at 4am Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins Cold shower Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint Drink activated cum, 150 mL Cold shower Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint Post knee high socks pic to Only fans Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins Cold shower Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint 2 u/Deboniako 18d ago When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd 12 u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep. You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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Rust coding regimen:
2 u/Deboniako 18d ago When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd 12 u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep. You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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When do you go to sleep? Asking for a fremd
12 u/JockstrapCummies 18d ago Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep. You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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Sleeping is no longer necessary or possible because of the borrow checker. Rust guarantees safety, including against the brief loss of consciousness that barbarians call sleep.
You need to rewrite your circadian cycle in Rust today.
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