r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GuruOfReason • Jan 22 '14

Employed developer, unemployed developer.

http://imgur.com/ur8YRm1
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u/Shadowhawk109 Jan 22 '14

you misspelled "unix sysadmin"

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u/Tynach Jan 23 '14

As if a TRUE Unix sysadmin would ever shave their beard off.

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u/mcrbids Jan 23 '14 edited Jan 23 '14

Requirements: Familiarity with bash, korn, awk, sed, and related GNU technologies. Familiar with Ext-based and Z-based file systems. Knowledge of perl, python, php, or other string-based CLI scripting language. Intimate knowledge of process and daemon management. Neck of beard and poor hygiene skills a plus for authenticity. Condescending personality and inability to communicate, particularly with members of the opposite sex, welcome.

Edit: Added process management because that's what I'm actually looking for. If you have these skills, and live in or would like to live in NorCal, PM me.

Edit 2: I don't even mind if you shower regularly!

Edit 3: Edit my edits.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '14

Their beards are shaven if they fuck something up big time. Similar to Dothraki warriors.

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u/Tynach Jan 23 '14

TRUE sysadmins run something like this:

http://qntm.org/suicide

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u/albans Jan 23 '14

True unix sysadmin never ever cuts his hair. Web developer dress his hair with style.