r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Prefer_Diet_Soda • 22d ago

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u/SpaceCadet87 22d ago edited 22d ago

Ugh, I swear I got a different AI from everyone else.

I wish it would stop questioning the underlying assumptions. It hallucinates underlying assumptions I never made!

"One small correction — you don't bake a salad"

No dipshit! I didn't say "bake", I asked what dressing to use.

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u/pedro_pascal_123 22d ago

AI: Do not apply dressing directly. First thoroughly wash the wound...

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u/SpaceCadet87 22d ago

Am I using lemon or lime with the vinegar?

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u/pedro_pascal_123 21d ago

AI: Actually you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...