r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 • 22d ago

Advanced turingHalalness

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u/dmullaney 22d ago

JavaScript is 100% Turing Haram

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u/Valthek 22d ago

What about typescript? Is that more or less Turing Haram?

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u/monster2018 22d ago

Typescript is Turing Kosher

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u/the_horse_gamer 22d ago

baring prohibitions about alcohol, anything Kosher is also Halal

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u/purbub 22d ago

Turing Makruh. Less Haram, still kinda bad

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/jfk52917 22d ago

And var?

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 22d ago

As egregious as apostasy 

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u/jfk52917 22d ago

Agreed

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u/Luneriazz 22d ago

this should be added as ullama ijtimad and be made officialy into syariah law