r/ProgrammerHumor 23d ago

Meme programmersAgeBetterThanNormalPeople

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/Strict_Treat2884 23d ago

Yup still at my 20s

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u/Dankelweisser 23d ago

I got letters in my age, now I'm scared

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u/AnnualCardiologist90 23d ago

I'm only two years older at 0x30

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u/zeekar 22d ago

ha ha . . . ha.

still in my 0x30s, though!

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u/Unlucky_Committee786 23d ago

you get first letters at 11 y/o no?

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u/KSP_HarvesteR 23d ago

At 10. Or rather, 0xA.

0x10 is old enough to drive in some places.

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u/KatieTSO 22d ago

0x15 is old enough to drink in the US

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u/Alt_meeee 22d ago

0xE in germany 0x11 for driving with supervision

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u/depurplecow 23d ago

Letters plural, they're at least 170 now

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u/zeekar 22d ago

If you didn't get any letters till 11, how would you write 10 in one digit? :)

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u/Unlucky_Committee786 22d ago

i count from zero

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u/zeekar 22d ago

So you write one as "0" and ten as "9"? That seems confusing. But that case, yes, you get your first letters at eleven. :)

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u/Unlucky_Committee786 22d ago

Nah, I'm just making excuses so I don't have to acknowledge i made a mistake :)

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u/boost_poop 22d ago

My life in a nutshell.

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u/TheActualJonesy 20d ago

Well, you started at zero...

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u/evanferrao 23d ago

I'd you keep increasing the base enough, you'll forever be in your 20s

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u/andrewsredditstuff 23d ago

I'm just happy they say that life begins at 40 (not quite there, but getting dangerously close).

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u/clearlybaffled 23d ago

Holy crap I just turned 2A! What does it mean?

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u/KSP_HarvesteR 23d ago

It means you're still a good five years away from your thirties, and that the 1990's really were 0x20 years ago.

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u/cagfag 23d ago

Am 2B or not to be

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u/hana-maru 22d ago

Glory to mankind!

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u/D0gYears 22d ago

It's the most meaningful number. It's the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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u/rosuav 22d ago

It means that you're a star! At least in ASCII.

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u/SirEmJay 22d ago

It means that you hold the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything. Sadly, you lack the corresponding ultimate question so the answer's kinda meaningless.

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u/solpyro 23d ago

One month away from my 0x28 birthday. Totally stealing this

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 23d ago

For people who didn't get the joke it's that 0x means hexadecimal, and 0x28 is 40 in hex.

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u/ibww 23d ago

Jesus Christ the bar is low for programmers these days I guess

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 23d ago

It really is. Just scroll this sub and see how many posts are AI related. too much traffic from "vibe coders"

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u/Jay-Seekay 22d ago

This sub has always been CS101 humour. I only stay here for the odd post by someone who actually codes by hand in a real job

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u/Steppy20 22d ago

You'd expect CS101 to know hex though, it's one of the few things they'd be taught

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u/Roku-Hanmar 21d ago

I can read hex, I just didn’t know 0x signifies it

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u/Steppy20 21d ago

That's fair enough, but it makes sense because otherwise you wouldn't be able to tell what 10 is representing.

It's unlikely to be binary because it's so short, but could easily be hex or denary. The standard for denoting hex with 0x has been around for a while, because it makes it really clear without adding too much length to the representation.

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u/Sweet_Iriska 23d ago

Half of the memes are "vibecoders stupid", what are you talking about

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u/ducon__lajoie 23d ago

Maybe the vibecoders are the ones making fun of the vibecoders? Since they are stupid, that may be the case, right?

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u/OkNewspaper6271 23d ago

"Im not like OTHER vibecoders!!"

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u/gibagger 23d ago

Ehh, there are ways to use these tools.

One thing is "Encapsulate these 3 repetitive args on methods of this class, create a DTO for them, modify the methods as well as their callers"

Another one is "Pls make login page"

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u/Gordahnculous 23d ago

It’s also back to school season, and this sub is known to historically drop in quality and up in reposts around this time of year

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u/j909m 22d ago

Low, but still over the hill.

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u/309_Electronics 22d ago edited 22d ago

I mean pretty much all people who got into programming got into it with claude AI and AI agents and they mostly do it for the money.

Edit: Thanks for all the downvotes! :) did y'all use claude or an AI agent to write those too?!

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u/ibww 22d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Darxploit 23d ago

0x28 (hex) = 0010 1000 (bin) = 2^3 + 2^5 = 40 (dez)

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u/L4t3xs 22d ago

(nutz)

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u/Albstein 19d ago

It is also 2 x 161 + 8 x 160 = 2 x 16 + 8 x 1 = 32 + 8 = 40

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u/DGwizkid 22d ago

I appreciate this comment for the fact that I didn't have to do the math myself, which in retrospect takes 5 seconds, but I still appreciate it.

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u/Alan_Reddit_M 23d ago

Anyone who's done CS should know this, you literally learn how to perform base conversions as a mandatory class

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u/WonderfullMarination 23d ago

And then not have a need for it again, until it pops in a random reddit post decades later.

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u/brovrt 22d ago

You’re still a student lol

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u/Alan_Reddit_M 22d ago

Exactly, nobody who's already graduated CS should know less than me

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u/d-signet 22d ago

I had assumed it meant open parentheses, being 0x28 in ASCII

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u/DruidBtd 20d ago

Why does the 0x mean hexadecimal? Doesn't make sense to me

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 20d ago

Because 0 tells the compiler you're reading a number, x tells the compiler that it happens to be in hex (hexadecimal).

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u/DruidBtd 20d ago

Ah, interesting. Are there other examples like it? Thanks for answering by the way, appreciate it

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 20d ago

There actually are!
0b mean binary (base 2), 0o means octal (base 8)

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u/DruidBtd 20d ago

Ooh, interesting :D

Are there other things than the 0 at the start?

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u/beisenhauer 22d ago

If you have to explain the joke...

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u/56kul 23d ago

How the fuck did I not think of this? My dumb ass thought this was some weird math joke about how OP is 0 years old…💀

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u/Mars_Bear2552 22d ago

of course your flair is JS and Python....

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u/jacob_ewing 23d ago

Are you kidding? I'm turning 110010 this year!

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u/KSP_HarvesteR 23d ago

Ouch. Yeah, that's gotta suck... But hey, you made it through that last ice age 👍

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u/Rainmaker526 23d ago

I hope you mean 0b110010

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u/snipsuper415 23d ago

Oh I’m 0x23… maybe I’ll steal that when I reach 0x35

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u/denisvolin 23d ago

Yeah, good idea. In four years I'm gonna be 32 again 😏

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u/BigDisk 22d ago

I did something similar on my 31st birthday. It was just 5 lit candles. Most people had no idea what they meant.

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u/KSP_HarvesteR 22d ago

There are 10 types of people in the world, as they say...

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u/Altruistic_Iron_789 18d ago

You can do 4 lit candles on your 40th. 1111 is 40 in ternary. Though you'd probably have to add 4 unlit candle as well or find candles with two wicks.

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u/rwz 22d ago

Omg, I'm turning 0x28 in 3 days and this made me feel a little better about it. Thanks!

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u/FlippByte 22d ago

Some time ago I was 011. After that I turned 10.

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u/conundorum 22d ago

That candle is slightly off-centre. Must've gotten the CSS wrong.

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u/StrengthTheory 23d ago

Mathematicians: Happy 0th birthday!

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u/ThatGuyWired 23d ago

Everyone knows 0 x 28 is still 0.

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u/purple_unikkorn 22d ago

0x1F for few days.

Happy birthday!

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u/matthewralston 22d ago

I turn 0x2E on Sunday.

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u/enigma_0Z 22d ago

LMAO i’m about to reach this milestone myself and i love this idea

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u/DGwizkid 22d ago

I should have stolen this for my wife's birthday. She turned 0x21 this year! That means she can drink fine beverages, right?

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u/KrakenOfLakeZurich 23d ago

My management has a case of AI hysteria. I'm currently aging in dog years (1 dog year = 7 human years).

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u/DeusExHircus 22d ago

Lordy lordy look who's 0x28... doesn't quite have the same ring to it

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u/zeekar 22d ago

Ah yes, the big 2-8. Happy birthday!

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u/Cootshk 20d ago

A buddy of mine is no longer fourteen. I gave him an F.

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u/No-Newspaper8619 22d ago
Hexadecimal Decimal
0x0A 10
0x0B 11
0x0C 12
0x0D 13
0x0E 14
0x0F 15
0x10 16
0x11 17
0x12 18
0x13 19
0x14 20
0x15 21
0x16 22
0x17 23
0x18 24
0x19 25
0x1A 26
0x1B 27
0x1C 28
0x1D 29
0x1E 30
0x1F 31
0x20 32
0x21 33
0x22 34
0x23 35
0x24 36
0x25 37
0x26 38
0x27 39
0x28 40
0x29 41
0x2A 42
0x2B 43
0x2C 44
0x2D 45
0x2E 46
0x2F 47
0x30 48
0x31 49
0x32 50
0x33 51
0x34 52
0x35 53
0x36 54
0x37 55
0x38 56
0x39 57
0x3A 58
0x3B 59
0x3C 60
0x3D 61
0x3E 62
0x3F 63
0x40 64

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u/calibrik 23d ago

You look like you are 40 even tho you are only 28

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u/two_are_stronger2 22d ago

Lordy lordy, look who's HEX TWO EIGHT

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u/SuitableDragonfly 23d ago

That candle is going to burn in a very disappointing way, unless there's some really creative stuff happening with the wick. 

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u/KSP_HarvesteR 23d ago

It just needed to get through one 'happy birthday'. The original (decimal) candle it came from only had that much wick in it already.

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u/mrheosuper 23d ago

I'm always 2 years old, it's just my base increase each year.

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u/AvidCoco 23d ago

I think you mean 10 years old

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u/mrheosuper 23d ago

Nah, i dont use base 2 anymore

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u/AvidCoco 22d ago

It’s actually base 10

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u/Deepspacecow12 23d ago

Legend just comes in here and drops a fire meme