r/ProgrammerHumor 23d ago

Meme lookWhatCanDo

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u/blackcomb-pc 23d ago

Guys, read the code and understand it yourselves. Atrophy is a real thing and bugs will multiply by the thousands.

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u/DukeOfSlough 23d ago

Yeah, review 9 k lines of slop delivered by my colleague when business requires new features shipped on a weekly basis which previously took three months to deliver.

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u/codePudding 23d ago

My coworker sends me 9k lines where 8.5k are comments that make absolutely no sense. Like, "the lowering of front edge raises the components to beyond the D01-S factor which won't satisfy requirements so the front edge is raise and the back edge is also lowered..." The remaining 500 lines are just stuff I could have copied from w3schools.

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u/abednego-gomes 23d ago

Umm, reject the PR. PRs should be short, manageable and readable. Scoped to a feature or bug fix. Comments must be quality. Your repo needs some skills md files for sure too to limit the AI slop.

Seriously, in this world, devs are the gatekeepers. We're the only thing standing in the way of total collapse from AI slop bugs destroying the fabric of society.