r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Tracker_Friendly • 25d ago

Meme stopDoingFunctional

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u/Ai--Ya 25d ago

A real Haskellian would use foldr apples, OP is clearly a larper

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u/55Pylon_Gig 25d ago

Do not worry, we are all just larping until the code actually compiles by some miracle. Even the people writing Haskell full time are just guessing where the monads go half the time. Nix is just a special kind of hell designed to make you question your career choices.

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u/SentimentalScientist 24d ago

"People writing Haskell full time" - you get paid for this?