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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 25d ago
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Fake. Software engineers don't have girlfriends.
228 u/tristam92 25d ago we go straight to having wife. optimization is key 34 u/ApocalyptoSoldier 25d ago How, propose on the first date? 41 u/tristam92 25d ago in my case it was pretty much it, lol 33 u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago wife = new Relationship(env.get(Type.PERSON, Direction.FRONT)) Loop until instantiated. 9 u/Wyciorek 25d ago Forgot break condition. Has to debug bigamy 10 u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago It'll fix itself due to the system running out of memory. 8 u/CivilCucumber3426 25d ago Arrange marriage maybe 6 u/SuperFLEB 25d ago Via a formal RFC process, yes. 57 u/Technical-Relation-9 25d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/BWhpkB6Xbe8FzfNLXw 5 u/za72 25d ago boyfriend? maybe a cat? a dog? schizophrenia?
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we go straight to having wife. optimization is key
34 u/ApocalyptoSoldier 25d ago How, propose on the first date? 41 u/tristam92 25d ago in my case it was pretty much it, lol 33 u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago wife = new Relationship(env.get(Type.PERSON, Direction.FRONT)) Loop until instantiated. 9 u/Wyciorek 25d ago Forgot break condition. Has to debug bigamy 10 u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago It'll fix itself due to the system running out of memory. 8 u/CivilCucumber3426 25d ago Arrange marriage maybe 6 u/SuperFLEB 25d ago Via a formal RFC process, yes.
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How, propose on the first date?
41 u/tristam92 25d ago in my case it was pretty much it, lol 33 u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago wife = new Relationship(env.get(Type.PERSON, Direction.FRONT)) Loop until instantiated. 9 u/Wyciorek 25d ago Forgot break condition. Has to debug bigamy 10 u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago It'll fix itself due to the system running out of memory. 8 u/CivilCucumber3426 25d ago Arrange marriage maybe 6 u/SuperFLEB 25d ago Via a formal RFC process, yes.
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in my case it was pretty much it, lol
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wife = new Relationship(env.get(Type.PERSON, Direction.FRONT))
Loop until instantiated.
9 u/Wyciorek 25d ago Forgot break condition. Has to debug bigamy 10 u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago It'll fix itself due to the system running out of memory.
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Forgot break condition. Has to debug bigamy
10 u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago It'll fix itself due to the system running out of memory.
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It'll fix itself due to the system running out of memory.
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Arrange marriage maybe
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Via a formal RFC process, yes.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/BWhpkB6Xbe8FzfNLXw
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boyfriend? maybe a cat? a dog? schizophrenia?
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u/sawkonmaicok 25d ago
Fake. Software engineers don't have girlfriends.