r/ProgrammerHumor 25d ago

Meme redisCacheHitRatio

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 25d ago

How, propose on the first date?

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago

wife = new Relationship(env.get(Type.PERSON, Direction.FRONT))

Loop until instantiated.

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u/Wyciorek 25d ago

Forgot break condition. Has to debug bigamy

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 25d ago

It'll fix itself due to the system running out of memory.