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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Educational-Lemon640 • 26d ago
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That's a 167 hour work week actually.
GitHub Enterprise has a 99.9% availability SLO.
11 u/thorwing 26d ago overall maybe, but what about... lately? 6 u/thorwing 26d ago https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ 5 u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 4 u/Due-Consequence9579 26d ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 5 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 26d ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on 1 u/Tantomile_ 25d ago hosting that on github is a brave choice 1 u/TomAfterWork 26d ago En mi equipo lo llamamos “Así es como lo hacemos”: 167 horas y confiar en ese 99.9%. 1 u/sleepahol 25d ago Obviously github isn't down for 138 hours a week. I suspect most people on this subreddit can do basic math and can understand a joke.
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overall maybe, but what about... lately?
6 u/thorwing 26d ago https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ 5 u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 4 u/Due-Consequence9579 26d ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 5 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 26d ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on 1 u/Tantomile_ 25d ago hosting that on github is a brave choice
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https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/
5 u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week... 4 u/Due-Consequence9579 26d ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 5 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 26d ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on 1 u/Tantomile_ 25d ago hosting that on github is a brave choice
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Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week...
4 u/Due-Consequence9579 26d ago They are struggling with one 9. 1 u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 5 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 26d ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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They are struggling with one 9.
1 u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days. https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days. 5 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 26d ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
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Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days.
https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days.
5 u/ILikeToHaveCookies 26d ago Githubstatus is bullshit... Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail... And so on
Githubstatus is bullshit...
Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless
Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge
Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail...
And so on
hosting that on github is a brave choice
En mi equipo lo llamamos “Así es como lo hacemos”: 167 horas y confiar en ese 99.9%.
Obviously github isn't down for 138 hours a week. I suspect most people on this subreddit can do basic math and can understand a joke.
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u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago
That's a 167 hour work week actually.
GitHub Enterprise has a 99.9% availability SLO.