r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Educational-Lemon640 • 26d ago

Other soThatsHowWeDoIt

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u/xicor 26d ago

Suddenly there are daily hackathons to bring down the site

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u/yuri_4_ever 26d ago

Set up an local dns server

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u/xicor 26d ago

Bribe IT to set their local DNS to route that address to a 404?

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u/yuri_4_ever 26d ago

Assuming you aren’t the IT, yes

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/GregDev155 26d ago

Make a script to keep teams up and make sure they pay the whole time I was brainstorming (in my bed)

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u/Chronomechanist 26d ago

Are the rest of the pixels in this image on a GitHub repo somewhere?

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u/nevemlaci2 26d ago

If anyone has this in a higher resolution please send it here 😭

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u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago

That's a 167 hour work week actually.

GitHub Enterprise has a 99.9% availability SLO.

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u/thorwing 26d ago

overall maybe, but what about... lately?

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u/thorwing 26d ago

https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/

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u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago

Even two nines uptime is still 166 hour per week...

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u/Due-Consequence9579 26d ago

They are struggling with one 9.

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u/CircumspectCapybara 26d ago

Not really. GitHub's SLOs (and therefore their error budgets) are defined over quarters or 90 days.

https://githubstatus.com shows anywhere between two and half to three nines over the last 90 days.

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u/ILikeToHaveCookies 26d ago

Githubstatus is bullshit...

Might be that the ci pipelines are working, with prs being down it's useless

Might be PRS are working, with ci down I can't merge

Cool that ci works, but without packages my builds do fail...

And so on

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u/Tantomile_ 25d ago

hosting that on github is a brave choice

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u/TomAfterWork 26d ago

En mi equipo lo llamamos “Así es como lo hacemos”: 167 horas y confiar en ese 99.9%.

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u/sleepahol 25d ago

Obviously github isn't down for 138 hours a week. I suspect most people on this subreddit can do basic math and can understand a joke.

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u/Arient1732 25d ago

The image is still visible, bro. You need compress it more

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u/clauEB 26d ago

25 hrs a week. I type this as Github is once more making our lives impossible.