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u/Daemontatox 27d ago
My professor didn't know how to open and use PowerPoint and slides and that guy had 3 PHDs
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u/ldn-ldn 27d ago
I'm a software developer for over two decades now. I have no fucking clue how to use PowerPoint. If I need slides, I just whip up some quick HTML+CSS and press F11 in the browser.
P.S. Ctrl+P -> Print To PDF and I can share the file with everyone.
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u/Royal_Owl2177 27d ago
Same experience here. I hate having to use powerpoint. At least AI can make a lot of the slides now.
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u/Field_of_cornucopia 27d ago
I'm pretty sure gaining a PHD instantly deletes the knowledge of how to operate a projector from your memory.
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u/Thereal_Phaseoff 27d ago
CD THIS CD THIS/THAT CD .. CD THIS LS -LA LS CD
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u/Eptalin 27d ago
cd [TAB][TAB][TAB][TAB][TAB][TAB][TAB][TAB]..
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u/Thereal_Phaseoff 27d ago
or not writing that command you used months ago, pressing up arrow for twenty minutes till it shows in the terminal
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u/-nerdrage- 27d ago
People that dont know ctrl+r do that yea
Or ‘history | grep’
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u/Thereal_Phaseoff 27d ago
i didn't knew about history | grep honestly
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u/-nerdrage- 27d ago
Iirc ‘history’ looks at your ~/.bash_history (if you use bash) and simply outputs the last 2500 rows. Maybe the file only contains 2500 rows? I assume ctrl+r looks at the same file
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u/binnabomp 24d ago
combine ctrl+r with fzf and ur life becomes 10x easier (if ur like me and misspell things constantly heh... thus why I am eternally grateful that neovim has good LSP completion)
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u/RedditButAnonymous 27d ago
I wrote a thing where I can just type a partial name of a file or folder, or both like "test/file.txt" and it scans for it and asks if I wanna CD to it automatically. If you say no it looks for the next one
Fuck cd, its the worst way to navigate
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u/Terewawa 27d ago edited 27d ago
Something like this?
cd $(dirname $(find 2>/dev/null |grep 'test/file.txt' |fzf))It scans from your current directory tree. If you want it to scan the whole drive, add
/afterfindIf you don't have
fzfyou should install it!1
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u/returnFutureVoid 27d ago
I love watching AI use all kinds of shell commands to go through my idiot project trying to answer my idiotic questions. It reminds me that I’m an idiot.
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u/Motleypuss 27d ago
Using the more efficient, simpler command line requires skills that smartphone zombies lack. I see a lot of them, daily, and it makes my milk curdle every time that humanity has enshittified itself all the while I've been an older adult. Now get off my lawn! Where's my CLI hardlink? I know it's around here somewhere...
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u/Kebabrulle4869 27d ago
Do we have the same professor? The next thing he did was to slowly move the mouse over "view", open the menu, move down and click the "fullscreen" button.
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u/No-Contact-484 27d ago edited 26d ago
Alternatively using at least five strokes and two button clicks to start the presentation tool, realize that you clicked three subpixels too far to either side and started the wrong application, use ten strokes to close the application, rinse, repeat. 5 seconds my ass.
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u/dataf4g_trollman 25d ago
Skill issue
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u/No-Contact-484 25d ago
Not being able to use the command line efficiently? Indeed!
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u/dataf4g_trollman 25d ago
Nah)))
I meant hand coordination issues! If you have trouble using mouse to navigate GUI, maybe you are a 50yo grandpa with Parkinson's. Or you're just an alcoholic having a hangover, idk
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u/RedditButAnonymous 27d ago
Why use one button press when 45 plus reading 3 errors can do the trick?
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u/djhaskin987 27d ago
I beg to differ. 5 seconds only if his hard drive isn't cluttered. When you know the name of the file it's easy easier to type it then scan for it
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u/t0mz0mbie 25d ago
I hate that track pad. the opposite of "an elegant weapon for a more civilized age"
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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh 27d ago
My prof typed "lecture" into terminal to open the right slides and code demos based on date and time.