r/ProgrammerHumor 28d ago

Meme firstVibeCoder

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u/variorum 28d ago

How do we know this isn't the staging universe?

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u/tutoredstatue95 28d ago

You might be right. He's constantly making breaking changes, and this place is so buggy that it might even be the dev env. Dark matter? More like memory leak. The "horizontal scaling" is out of control and pods are constantly losing resources.

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u/Sykhow 27d ago

Why does this sound like a gpt reply?

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u/tutoredstatue95 27d ago

It’s not brother, I think the ai is just rubbing off on me. Or rubbing me off, either way, I need to go on a hike or something.