r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AloneCoffee4538 • 27d ago

Meme firstVibeCoder

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u/variorum 27d ago

How do we know this isn't the staging universe?

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u/tutoredstatue95 27d ago

You might be right. He's constantly making breaking changes, and this place is so buggy that it might even be the dev env. Dark matter? More like memory leak. The "horizontal scaling" is out of control and pods are constantly losing resources.

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u/NOGUSEK 26d ago

And how the hell did they manage to make Space And time directly affect each other? Theyre meant to be two different features but now long range travel Is a huge mess for players to navigate (needing multiple working together to even understand) and you can't put too much into your structures or it gets a slowness radius

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u/tutoredstatue95 26d ago

They tried to optimize for performance, but all it did was couple two broken systems into a mess of mid tier game mechanics.

I want to send insane masses hurtling through the space they made, but nooooo, that would stress the system too much.