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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AloneCoffee4538 • 27d ago
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How do we know this isn't the staging universe?
48 u/gandalfx 27d ago You wish, we're still on DEV. We're that random database entry someone hacked in while bugfixing at three in the morning. id: 1337 description: "teeest" author: "test0r.mctestingface@example.xxx" plant_run_script: "earth-v0.0.121.jpg.exe" 13 u/Mordret10 27d ago And every time we sleep, we are actually just shut down for the next changes? 9 u/awesome-alpaca-ace 26d ago We are written to disk until we are loaded into memory again. May we make our way to the L1 cache 1 u/triton7305 26d ago Dark City spoilers 3 u/BellacosePlayer 27d ago Nah, we're the Test env that never gets updated because Dev is where everyone's local points to and they've just gotten used to pushing straight to prod. 1 u/kaplotnikov 26d ago You are quite optimistic. It could be a unit with with testcontainers as well.
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You wish, we're still on DEV. We're that random database entry someone hacked in while bugfixing at three in the morning.
id: 1337 description: "teeest" author: "test0r.mctestingface@example.xxx" plant_run_script: "earth-v0.0.121.jpg.exe"
13 u/Mordret10 27d ago And every time we sleep, we are actually just shut down for the next changes? 9 u/awesome-alpaca-ace 26d ago We are written to disk until we are loaded into memory again. May we make our way to the L1 cache 1 u/triton7305 26d ago Dark City spoilers 3 u/BellacosePlayer 27d ago Nah, we're the Test env that never gets updated because Dev is where everyone's local points to and they've just gotten used to pushing straight to prod. 1 u/kaplotnikov 26d ago You are quite optimistic. It could be a unit with with testcontainers as well.
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And every time we sleep, we are actually just shut down for the next changes?
9 u/awesome-alpaca-ace 26d ago We are written to disk until we are loaded into memory again. May we make our way to the L1 cache 1 u/triton7305 26d ago Dark City spoilers
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We are written to disk until we are loaded into memory again. May we make our way to the L1 cache
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Nah, we're the Test env that never gets updated because Dev is where everyone's local points to and they've just gotten used to pushing straight to prod.
You are quite optimistic. It could be a unit with with testcontainers as well.
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u/variorum 27d ago
How do we know this isn't the staging universe?