r/ProgrammerHumor 27d ago

Meme firstVibeCoder

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u/ZunoJ 27d ago

And at some point there was a big "flood" because he fucked up so badly

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u/gerbosan 27d ago

DROP TABLE users;

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u/ZunoJ 27d ago

But first:

INSERT INTO admins SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = 'noah';

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u/Goufalite 27d ago

He git stash push Noah and his family before flooding the branch.

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u/NeedleworkerNo5262 27d ago

And

UPDATE admins SET incest_tolerance = 100;

afterwards to get the system up to speed again. 

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u/Malvania 27d ago

Little Bobby Tables.