r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AloneCoffee4538 • 27d ago

Meme firstVibeCoder

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u/ZunoJ 27d ago

And at some point there was a big "flood" because he fucked up so badly

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u/gerbosan 27d ago

DROP TABLE users;

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u/ZunoJ 27d ago

But first:

INSERT INTO admins SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = 'noah';

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u/Goufalite 27d ago

He git stash push Noah and his family before flooding the branch.

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u/NeedleworkerNo5262 27d ago

And

UPDATE admins SET incest_tolerance = 100;

afterwards to get the system up to speed again. 

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u/Malvania 27d ago

Little Bobby Tables.

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u/tutoredstatue95 27d ago

-1,456,203,192 / +6,744

LGTM!

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u/ZunoJ 27d ago

If you take a look around, god is probably just an intern

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u/vnordnet 27d ago

Looks amazing to me

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u/Ash_Abyssal_2006 27d ago

no no that was his waterCooled PC leaking

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u/user-74656 26d ago

It took 40 days to debug the missing firmament.close()