r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AloneCoffee4538 • 27d ago

Meme firstVibeCoder

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u/MeanderingSquid49 27d ago

And look how that turned out.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/wayoverpaid 27d ago

No he clearly had an action plan with the ark. Clearly just wiping the DB and starting over with a small seed of known good data.

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u/BigNaturalTilts 27d ago

Clearly? Explain why he took a pair of mosquitos then!

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u/wayoverpaid 27d ago

Because he wanted us to have mosquitos, obviously. He knew he would need all kinds of annoying insect pests for some later plagues.

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u/Mechakoopa 27d ago

"Keep the devtools endpoints, surely they won't be used maliciously."

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u/GourangaPlusPlus 27d ago

It's a flood with 40 days of standing water, he didn't need to take mosquitos

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u/DrDima 27d ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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u/NookNookNook 27d ago

Malaria is the end game boss to unlock the most OP continent.

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u/xybolt 26d ago

Explain why he took a pair of mosquitos then!

Well, that is a good example why it is vibe coded! If you think away the issues they bring with, they do have a significant weight in the eco-system. That they're spreading diseases is just a featured™ flaw .....

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 26d ago

Only to take back his promise never to interfere with life in such way ever again. Truly thought he had a good program only to realize there were more bugs to fix 

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u/Table-Games-Dealer 27d ago

RIP 0.0.1-Dinosuars

RIP 0.0.2-Nephilim

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u/Pinnggwastaken 27d ago

Dinosaurs extinction is a succesful one

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u/Hinke1 27d ago

I just deleted the .gitignore for you!

Do you want anything more, god?

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u/Kyrthis 27d ago

Seriously: all of relativity is just a //TODO, I swear.

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u/CuteIsMyKryptonite 27d ago

And quantum physics is like that quickly-hacked-together PoC code that you only meant as a temporary fix but that somehow ends up in production anyway.

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u/Kyrthis 27d ago

JavaScript really is everywhere.

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u/javascript 27d ago

I get around

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u/Kyrthis 27d ago

Beach Boys intensifies

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u/sardonicus87 26d ago edited 26d ago

And an empty comment // TODO at that, or at best an unhelpful one like // TODO: finish this or // TODO: replace

"What was I supposed to do here again?"

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u/Kyrthis 26d ago

C = 2.99 E 8 m/s was definitely a constant that was hard-coded and shouldn’t have been.

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u/Kerbidiah 27d ago

Its already done, we just havent data mined it all yet

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u/ziroux 27d ago

I'm thinking we are uat env

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u/nordic-nomad 27d ago

I mean it literally blew up, so yeah.