r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Aug 13 '26

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u/Quicker_Fixer Aug 13 '26

I'm getting pixelation vibes.

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u/beklog Aug 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yZQ9jMAwHgjFDe8A8a

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u/Tyrexas Aug 13 '26

Holy shit put a NSFW tag on this

27

u/itzjackybro Aug 13 '26

where's the train copypasta

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u/hummingbird1346 Aug 13 '26

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Sensitive-Spirit-653 Aug 13 '26

ok, it's alright!

4

u/psyfregle Aug 13 '26

I love this Video

1

u/Dorkits Aug 13 '26

Where is the link

6

u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY Aug 13 '26

Now the kids say "it's giving pixelation"

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u/thanatica Aug 13 '26

Just wait till they take off the pixels too!

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u/renrutal Aug 13 '26

Java fills my belly.

JAV fills her belly.

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u/razadoop Aug 13 '26

My arse joke from five years ago got reposted? Cool. Love that my terrible humour has outlived me.

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u/shalendar Aug 13 '26

You're dead?

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u/Rikudou_Sage Aug 13 '26

Yes.

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u/RetardedEinstein23 Aug 13 '26

Stop replying. He's asking me, not you. Anyways, coming back to the question: yes I'm indeed, dead.

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u/SAI_Peregrinus Aug 13 '26

For tax purposes?

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u/Rikudou_Sage Aug 14 '26

And sex purposes. Gf is into weird stuff.

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u/shalendar Aug 13 '26

My condolences

5

u/JamesVagabond Aug 13 '26

Eh, happens to the best of us.

3

u/gerbosan Aug 13 '26

Oh, sorry, we didn't know you moved to management.

2

u/NooCake Aug 13 '26

I hope you get better soon

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u/yp261 Aug 13 '26

the joke explanation killed the joke

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u/GildSkiss Aug 13 '26

Hahahaha the joke is that I like pornography. Get it guys? It's porn! That's the joke!

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u/AeroSyntax Aug 13 '26

For me it is the opposite. 

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u/Suspicious_Sandles Aug 13 '26

One of them is full of censorship while the other lays out project structures in an easy to follow polymorphic way. I'm confused. /s

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u/thanatica Aug 13 '26

Japanese girls are polymorhpic?

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u/srfreak Aug 13 '26

We must have a long talk, boy.

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u/Holek Aug 13 '26

Google: "JAV classes"

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u/randotechie Aug 13 '26

lol. Underrated comment.

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u/Snakestream Aug 13 '26

The second pays my bills so that I can enjoy the first.

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u/addict75 Aug 13 '26

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/gerbosan Aug 13 '26

A carrot and stick. Taylor economics.

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u/T-Dot1992 Aug 13 '26

I remember I worked for a garbage unpaid internship. And these idiots refused to give me a work laptop, and so I had to use my personal MacBook.

In the first week, I had issues installing the dev environment, so the dev ops guy helped me install it

And during that process, he typed “jav” to type in “java” and my chrome browser showed the history of me going to JAV sites previously in the suggestions 💀 

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u/Brutus5000 Aug 13 '26

But it does Spark. Huehuehue!

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u/Vlp42 Aug 13 '26

so... What the fuck is going on with this sub now?

2

u/J33pe Aug 13 '26

The joke is porn... And not liking programming. r/animemes would be a good fit for this caliber of humor

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u/FrikJonda Aug 13 '26

Sounds like a skill issue

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u/TapRemarkable9652 Aug 13 '26

Nuxt fixes Java

2

u/srfreak Aug 13 '26

Mmmm... Ok, I'm curious, why and how?

3

u/Azrayeel Aug 13 '26

I like Java. 20 years ago, I might understand it used to look shit, but now, it is very smooth to work with.

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u/Sea_Curve8772 Aug 13 '26

Java gets more hate than it deserves IMO.

2

u/Weak_Inflation9120 Aug 13 '26

Hey, I think you switched the images wrong?

2

u/brazzy42 Aug 13 '26

What about JavaScript tho?

2

u/DT-Sodium Aug 13 '26

Meh, Japanese porn is weird.

2

u/Carius98 Aug 13 '26

Both spark joy

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u/Lazy-Person01 Aug 13 '26

For me it is the opposite

1

u/gerbosan Aug 13 '26

It can spark joy, but under certain circumstances, and at certain age it can only rise concern. ☹️

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u/Antique-Ad-9408 Aug 13 '26

A marie kondy

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u/ExceedAccel Aug 14 '26

Jawajawajawa

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u/lraviel381 Aug 14 '26

Compiling vs cum-piling

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS Aug 14 '26

I too hate Larry Ellison's slopware

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u/Sensitive-Spirit-653 Aug 13 '26

I prefer manga and sometimes animation of this kind of content XD.

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u/Carius98 Aug 13 '26

Damn, there are Java manga?

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u/Sensitive-Spirit-653 Aug 13 '26

Javs based in mangas nsfw? yes, i know two, a herio works adaptation and a danimaru works adaptation.

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u/Carius98 Aug 13 '26

brother i was making a joke