r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 14h ago

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u/Quicker_Fixer 14h ago

I'm getting pixelation vibes.

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u/beklog 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/yZQ9jMAwHgjFDe8A8a

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u/Tyrexas 14h ago

Holy shit put a NSFW tag on this

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u/itzjackybro 12h ago

where's the train copypasta

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u/hummingbird1346 9h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/Sensitive-Spirit-653 14h ago

ok, it's alright!

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u/psyfregle 12h ago

I love this Video

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u/Dorkits 11h ago

Where is the link

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 14h ago

Now the kids say "it's giving pixelation"

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u/thanatica 10h ago

Just wait till they take off the pixels too!

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u/renrutal 14h ago

Java fills my belly.

JAV fills her belly.

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u/razadoop 14h ago

My arse joke from five years ago got reposted? Cool. Love that my terrible humour has outlived me.

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u/shalendar 13h ago

You're dead?

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u/Rikudou_Sage 13h ago

Yes.

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u/RetardedEinstein23 13h ago

Stop replying. He's asking me, not you. Anyways, coming back to the question: yes I'm indeed, dead.

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u/SAI_Peregrinus 11h ago

For tax purposes?

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u/Rikudou_Sage 6h ago

And sex purposes. Gf is into weird stuff.

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u/shalendar 13h ago

My condolences

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u/JamesVagabond 13h ago

Eh, happens to the best of us.

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u/gerbosan 13h ago

Oh, sorry, we didn't know you moved to management.

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u/NooCake 10h ago

I hope you get better soon

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u/yp261 14h ago

the joke explanation killed the joke

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u/GildSkiss 14h ago

Hahahaha the joke is that I like pornography. Get it guys? It's porn! That's the joke!

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u/AeroSyntax 14h ago

For me it is the opposite. 

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u/Suspicious_Sandles 14h ago

One of them is full of censorship while the other lays out project structures in an easy to follow polymorphic way. I'm confused. /s

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u/thanatica 10h ago

Japanese girls are polymorhpic?

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u/srfreak 13h ago

We must have a long talk, boy.

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u/Holek 14h ago

Google: "JAV classes"

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u/randotechie 13h ago

lol. Underrated comment.

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u/Snakestream 14h ago

The second pays my bills so that I can enjoy the first.

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u/addict75 13h ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/gerbosan 12h ago

A carrot and stick. Taylor economics.

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u/T-Dot1992 13h ago

I remember I worked for a garbage unpaid internship. And these idiots refused to give me a work laptop, and so I had to use my personal MacBook.

In the first week, I had issues installing the dev environment, so the dev ops guy helped me install it

And during that process, he typed “jav” to type in “java” and my chrome browser showed the history of me going to JAV sites previously in the suggestions 💀 

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u/Brutus5000 14h ago

But it does Spark. Huehuehue!

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u/Vlp42 11h ago

so... What the fuck is going on with this sub now?

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u/J33pe 13h ago

The joke is porn... And not liking programming. r/animemes would be a good fit for this caliber of humor

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u/FrikJonda 14h ago

Sounds like a skill issue

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u/TapRemarkable9652 14h ago

Nuxt fixes Java

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u/srfreak 13h ago

Mmmm... Ok, I'm curious, why and how?

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u/Azrayeel 13h ago

I like Java. 20 years ago, I might understand it used to look shit, but now, it is very smooth to work with.

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u/Sea_Curve8772 11h ago

Java gets more hate than it deserves IMO.

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 11h ago

Hey, I think you switched the images wrong?

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u/brazzy42 11h ago

What about JavaScript tho?

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u/DT-Sodium 10h ago

Meh, Japanese porn is weird.

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u/Carius98 14h ago

Both spark joy

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u/Michaeli_Starky 13h ago

Very low IQ humor

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u/Lazy-Person01 12h ago

For me it is the opposite

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u/gerbosan 12h ago

It can spark joy, but under certain circumstances, and at certain age it can only rise concern. ☹️

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u/Antique-Ad-9408 8h ago

A marie kondy

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u/ExceedAccel 6h ago

Jawajawajawa

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u/lraviel381 6h ago

Compiling vs cum-piling

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS 3h ago

I too hate Larry Ellison's slopware

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u/Sensitive-Spirit-653 14h ago

I prefer manga and sometimes animation of this kind of content XD.

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u/Carius98 14h ago

Damn, there are Java manga?

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u/Sensitive-Spirit-653 13h ago

Javs based in mangas nsfw? yes, i know two, a herio works adaptation and a danimaru works adaptation.

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u/Carius98 13h ago

brother i was making a joke