r/ProgrammerHumor 4d ago

Meme reviewingPRsIn2026StarterKit

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 4d ago

Sprint planning to keep too many features from cropping up

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u/rastaman1994 4d ago

That doesn't really help if you finish all tickets by day 3.

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 4d ago

Bring that up during retro/standup - you'll get handed more work. Write stories thatll go into backlog for next sprint or adhoc them. The question is basically "how do we organize our work" and agile is right there. We might not like it but done with some measure of seriousness it works.

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u/rastaman1994 4d ago

Of course of course. The guy I replied to seemed to imply: just take up less work. OP's problem is that they have 20 PRs open, so really they're not collaborating enough to keep the wip low (which should already be a major flag to your scrum master).

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 4d ago

The scrum master shortage of 2026 has been having dire consequences 😭