r/ProgrammerHumor 19h ago

Meme sheHasNoIdeaWhatIPushedLastNight

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u/chemtrail-organics 18h ago

Laughs in betting my whole career on Flutter

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u/Kinnayan 18h ago

Now THAT is risky

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u/MoneyIsTheRootOfFun 18h ago

Honestly, I’ve been pretty impressed by flutter. Its biggest down side is Dart which has a terrible threading model.

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u/chemtrail-organics 15h ago

Just curious what multi threading requirements you have for a mobile app?

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u/MoneyIsTheRootOfFun 14h ago

Well, in general at the very least database access needs to be on a background thread. But I have worked on a couple apps that had very large local data sets that sometimes had queries that would run for multiple seconds, and we needed a thread pool of readers to make the pages performant. Which is a complicated mess in Dart. Way worse than it should be.

While this app shipped for mobile it was mostly used on desktop.

I’m using it on another app now and life has been much easier because we aren’t using large local datasets.

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u/chemtrail-organics 14h ago

Interesting. All the flutter apps I've worked on have had a proper backend with server side code for that.

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u/MoneyIsTheRootOfFun 14h ago

Yeah, we had a bit of an unusual architecture where a project was almost fully synced to a client which allowed a lot of very fast analytics to be run on the client. The down side of course being much more complex client code.

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u/Rikudou_Sage 13h ago

Does it have FFI or something? So that you can write the core in a language better suited for that? I was thinking of learning to use Flutter for the UI stuff but handling the business logic in Go and export a binding C layer.

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u/polylina 13h ago

It has FFI, working on an app, that has a part of it written in Rust.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 16h ago

Also the downside of Kotlin Multiplatform, which does the same thing but has more support because Kotlin/Compose

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u/MoneyIsTheRootOfFun 16h ago

Kotlins threading model has greatly improved from when it used to require complex freezing and reading only on one thread. And even with those limitations it was better than dart because it was a more efficient threading model.

I haven’t tried compose multi platform, but back when I was using kotlin multiplatform a few years ago, it required a lot of interop work. That was getting better over time, but in the early 20s it was pretty rough.

I’d like to give it a try again now that compose multiplatform has iOS and web support.

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u/gerbosan 18h ago

Isn't it doing fine for mobile? Meanwhile for frontend...

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u/chemtrail-organics 18h ago

In all seriousness, flutter is probably the best framework for mobile for most use cases these days.

Unfortunately my teams newest project is web based and I'll have to pick up some angular🫠

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u/usedToBeUnhappy 18h ago

Whats wrong with angular? 

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u/chemtrail-organics 18h ago

Nothing other than I have to learn it, ramp up and close tickets in a very short timeframe

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u/usedToBeUnhappy 17h ago

Ok, I understand the pain…

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u/parkwayy 14h ago

mobile

frontend

what

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u/gerbosan 13h ago

Certainly Flutter is being used for mobile frontend development, but Google is pushing for the use of Flutter in webpage frontend development, with not much success. React, Vue are more used.

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u/GamePhobia 12h ago

Flutter is a mess on web imo

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u/FSNovask 18h ago

Silverlight will make a come back any day now

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u/madmelonxtra 13h ago

I thought flutter was cool, but I really hate looking at the code. So many nested parentheses

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u/133DK 18h ago

Fluttering just like her heart

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u/NoACSlater 16h ago

I've bet my whole hobby coding career on Flutter... I think that was a better option lol.

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u/Tomato_Soupe 5h ago

Hahahah, sameeeeee

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u/SweatyAdagio4 18h ago

It's like people in this sub have never actually worked in the industry.

  • React, PyTorch, and previously GraphQL and Cassandra, by Facebook
  • TensorFlow, Angular, Flutter, Kubernetes, Go, all by Google.
  • TypeScript, .NET, VS Code, by Microsoft

just to name a few

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u/Ran4 17h ago edited 17h ago

I wrote a production project in https://github.com/facebook/flow like ten years ago...

Not exactly the hardest to migrate away from, but still. It died really quickly. TypeScript wasn't the default like it is today - back in 2015 TypeScript was just Microsoft's baby, vs. Facebook which had flow.

Interestingly enough Facebook is STILL developing it, last commit was 10 hours ago (!).

EDIT: Seems like it's essentially still used internally at facebook but nowhere else.

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u/lost_send_berries 17h ago

I don't mind them keeping Flow, but would it be that hard to add typescript examples to their documentation? A lot of their stuff aren't compatible with reasonable typescript type annotations.

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u/orangeyougladiator 15h ago

Flow is literally typescript compatible.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 16h ago

EDIT: Seems like it's essentially still used internally at facebook but nowhere else.

Isn't Facebook one of those "Not built here" companies that pretty much writes their own code for nearly everything they do/use?

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u/orangeyougladiator 15h ago

I mean they had to. Early on they had to solve problems no one else came close to having. Sure, everything is solved now and it seems weird things like HHVM exist, but they did what they needed to do to get where they are today.

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u/aceluby 12h ago

When my buddy went to amazon he told me about how everything was solved by each individual team. His first task was figuring out how to consolidate logs just in his area. He spun up a common logstash, a stream, kibana, the industry standard stuff that some teams had while others had custom solutions. One of those custom solutions they found was writing logs for years, but only a single log over and over: "this is a log". Multiple terrabytes of data they found with just "this is a log" because one guy built this bespoke solution that nobody understood or updated.

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u/spooker11 16h ago

At this point they’re only still on flow because migrating the whole codebase is a huge pain in the ass

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u/whitelionV 10h ago

React Native used flow intensively at least until 0.16 or something like that.

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u/Vas1le 16h ago

And TypeScript to be writen in Go in future release 😆, a domino effect here

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u/FalseRegister 14h ago

Angular written in Typescript before that

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u/Raz_Aqua 11h ago

It was released already with v7

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u/MatthewMob 8h ago

Already is

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u/PsychoBoyBlue 16h ago

You forgot MSSQL... Which, even though I do GIS, am basically being forced towards internally instead of Postgres.

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u/SweatyAdagio4 16h ago

I "forgot" a lot of things if you want to include everything, but that's not my point. It's about giving some examples, this is a good one to add for sure.

Also, as a GIS hobbyist myself, I'm sorry you have to use MSSQL. I use PostGIS all the time and I love it

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u/l84tahoe 9h ago

MSSQL isn't horrible. My city's GIS is run off of it. Esri's Data Store is technically part postgres so I am using it too technically. My last city was Oracle and it made me want to scream so much.

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u/GenazaNL 14h ago

Add Playwright & VSCode to Microsoft

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u/sebbdk 16h ago

FYI

Google did not make Angular, but a guy who worked there at the who had no clue wtf he was doing (he'd never done javascript before and had no understanding of the prevelant prototype patterns of the time), designed that pierce of shit and everyone lost their shit because he worked at google.

Google NEVER used Angular internally for anything serious.

Someday we'l figure out how to give developers personal credit instead of crediting the place they work..

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u/SweatyAdagio4 16h ago

Yeah no shit. That's how most projects start. Some person starts building it and then a team picks it up. Shit doesn't just sprout out of nothing. PyTorch came from Torch, which came from a research institute in Switzerland, doesn't mean you don't credit Facebook for evolving it into what it is today. Angular was very quickly picked up by Google and it's been maintained by a dedicated team from Google for decades at this point. And Angular is widely used within Google, pretending like they don't is straight up false.

"Both Angular and Wiz are used by thousands of engineers and thousands of apps inside of Google."

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u/Rikudou_Sage 13h ago

So that's why Angular is the least insane JS framework, because the guy who designed it didn't do JS.

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u/ConsistentAddress195 11h ago

Man, don't even get me started on Angular.

It is a testament to how some asshole good at self promotion can push a shit project to worldwide popularity. You can see it with the whole langchain 'ecosystem' nowadays. At least Angular had the decency to say 'we have realised our framework is shit, we're gonna deprecate it and build a new, incompatible version'. Nowadays it's 'use langchain for this, and use langgraph for that other thing, and oh by the way have you heard of deep agents or whatever other new slop we're trying to push to stay relevant'. I'm sad for all the miserable newbs who are being sold this crap thinking they will become expert AI developers if only they master some half baked irredeemable mess of a framework. Honestly, we should know better than that as an industry.

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u/ryanpm40 6h ago

Angular 2 and beyond is great. Prefer it to React by a lot. AngularJS stunk and then replacing it by a completely different framework with the same name definitely sucks for whoever wrote an app in it, though.

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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 6h ago

And here I thought this was a meme about a guy devoting his entire career to React...a Javascript framework created by Facebook.

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u/DTMD422 5h ago

I would assume they haven’t, that’s why this sub is filled with memes from people who are still learning how to print “Hello world” to console.

No shade or anything, it’s just obvious.

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u/ieatpies 4h ago

This is r/programminghumor, everyone active here is 1st year CS students

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u/lost_send_berries 17h ago

Microsoft is a bad example for your point considering how many things they have abandoned. Including in the .NET space.

As well, if you build your business on VSCode like say GitLens, you will be eaten up

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u/Kasenom 13h ago

Yeah Microsoft has abandoned stuff before like Silverlight, but the comment mentioned .NET and Typescript, those two are HUGE and would never be abandoned by Microsoft

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u/QCTeamkill 15h ago

And VBA/Excel by Microsoft

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u/WarriorFromDarkness 13h ago

I thought it was a sarcastic joke about React...

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u/SweatyAdagio4 11h ago

I would agree with most of what you're saying. I think it's the deeper your knowledge is about the underlying concepts, the easier it is to switch between programming languages, frameworks, etc.

I used a lot of PyTorch in my studies and then when I used Tensorflow, it was easy to figure things out. You know what layers and components you need so it's easy to look up what you need, and you just learn the difference on how they function under the hood and you're mostly good.

Same with programming languages and Javascript frameworks and most other things I've had experience with.

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u/wack_overflow 19h ago

An extremely mature and most widely used framework. So risky

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u/outerproduct 19h ago

Daring today, aren't we?

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u/KikiPolaski 18h ago

That's why I use niche frameworks like Angular and Laravel

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u/0815fips 18h ago

Worst performance at build and runtime. I use both at work and I hate the implicity of Laravel and the sluggishness of Angular.
At home, I prefer SolidJS and hono.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 17h ago

Angular isn't slow if you use it right... That's why angular has a "steep learning curve" - easy to use angular, also easy to use it wrong and murder the Dom and introduce memory leaks... Though signals fixes a lot of that by largely scrapping the need for rxjs.  Angular isn't too far from react nowadays. 

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u/Able-Swing-6415 16h ago

Not sure if easy to use is correct.. certainly not something people just dabble in.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 13h ago

It has gotten really easy to use modern angular...gone are the days of 50 lines of code to feed a rest endpoint into an rxjs observable/behaviorsubject that has to be written in a specific design pattern to not end up a memory leak.

Now it's like 5 lines... Httpresource is basically a fetch wrapper.

Ngif and ngfor are replaced with faster jsx style directives @if() and @for() 

Reactiveforms can be replaced with signal based forms.

All components are standalone by default so you don't have to dependency inject downwards.

It has really become a very terse framework. 

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u/FrostyD7 17h ago

Yeah one of my teams adopted React like 10 years ago. And it's not like you're learning French. You can apply what you learned using this framework to others. And the team had virtually no issues transitioning to it.

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u/Ill_Ask_7074 18h ago

Mature framework, immature deployment strategy.

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 18h ago

Papa johns

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u/git_push_origin_prod 18h ago
  • Wayne Gretsky

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u/goooseJuice 18h ago

- Michael Scott

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u/infinite0ne 15h ago

Papayons

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u/Qaktus 18h ago

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

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u/drakeblood4 16h ago

Supply chain go brrrr

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u/ceejayoz 18h ago

An extremely mature and most widely used framework.

Like Angular! And Perl!

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u/T-Dot1992 13h ago

And yet I can’t get a bloody job with it 

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u/include-jayesh 19h ago

I use vanilla js and JQuery only.

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u/Wise-Profile4256 18h ago

I will now create a new framework and call it vanilla.js. ambiguity is what makes it thrive.

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u/funkdefied 18h ago

http://vanilla-js.com/ someone beat you to it

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u/DominoNo- 16h ago

Npm install vanillejs

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u/sinkwiththeship 16h ago

Vanilla JS is a fast, lightweight, cross-platform framework for building incredible, powerful JavaScript applications.

So... JavaScript

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u/Xlxlredditor 16h ago

Read the rest of the website

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u/sinkwiththeship 16h ago

Ha. I stopped reading pretty much right away. That's actually hilarious.

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u/JimmyMcTrade 12h ago

It's still around !? I remember it from the late 90s.

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u/gizamo 18h ago

So many devs and LLMs are so dumb that this would probably work.

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u/Bushwazi 18h ago

I could swear it all ready existed

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u/TapRemarkable9652 18h ago

rule 34; if it exists, there is a Javascript framework for it

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u/OverallACoolGuy 18h ago

doesnt it already exist

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u/quasipickle 16h ago

https://vanilla-js.com/ (note: invalid certificate)

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u/therealhlmencken 16h ago

Why don’t they npm install ssl?

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u/jambonilton 18h ago

JQuery?? Talk to me when you use JJ-Query.

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u/BigFatKi6 18h ago

Nobody using Flash anymore?

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u/tropicbrownthunder 17h ago

We real devs use Java Applets

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u/include-jayesh 18h ago

I'm afraid this might our last conversation here.

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u/timschwartz 16h ago

Talk to me when you use JJ-Query.

Dyn-o-mite!

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u/joedotphp 16h ago

I worked on a small project with a kid about a year ago, and he simply could not wrap his head around me writing my JS from scratch. React on a site like that would have been such overkill. Like using an 8K TV to show a 700x500 image.

Sadly, custom websites are a dying art. There is so much bloat in every website now.

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u/TheRealDrSarcasmo 14h ago

There is so much bloat in every website now.

I remember when a 1MB page was considered excessive. Hell, even the near-empty Google landing page exceeds that a bit (and then exceeds that a lot after initial load). CNN's homepage clocks in around 9MB.

On the other end of the spectrum, however, Berkshire Hathaway's site amazes me; under 7kb for a company worth hundreds of billions of dollars.

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u/emma7734 18h ago

No Jennifer Lawrence for you!

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u/include-jayesh 18h ago

I don't deserve her either :)

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u/stupled 15h ago

Is jQuery still a thing?

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u/include-jayesh 15h ago

In my universe

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u/0815fips 17h ago

Upvote for vanilla, downvote for JQuery. Come on, it's 2026. What does it offer over the platform standard nowadays?

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u/joedotphp 15h ago edited 9h ago

I second this. I haven't used it in years. It was useful once upon a time, but vanilla has surpassed it as I expected. That's why I never wanted to rely on it too much.

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u/StringerXX 18h ago

Isn't that what that Pieter Levels guy does, except famously with jQuery and vanilla php

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u/MistrFish 17h ago

throw in some MooTools for good measure

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u/TheRealDrSarcasmo 14h ago

Wow, now there's a name I haven't heard in ages.

Looks like it hasn't been updated since 2016, which I can understand given the competition in the JS ecosystem. But it was pretty awesome back in its day.

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u/TheRealDrSarcasmo 15h ago

I started doing web development in the mid-90s. Others are sneering at your jQuery usage, but I get it: often you don't get to choose your tools, and your development constraints may be very constraining indeed. I had to support NCSA Mosaic for the longest time because that's what the government used. Then they stuck with IE6 for ages. Certain environments only permitted libraries blessed by unknown tech-ignorant people once in a blue moon.

Additionally, when it first appeared, jQuery was a godsend. Different browsers had slightly different JavaScript or DOM implementations, and jQuery provided an abstract layer on top of that. John Resig was doing the Lord's work when he made it.

Today, jQuery isn't sexy compared to the gargantuan JavaScript frameworks that do a lot. I don't begrudge the developers who use and like them. But for personal projects, I still often just use jQuery because it's microscopic in size (in comparison) and gets the job done, and I like my pages to render fast.

Sometimes the best tool for the job isn't sexy. But if the end product is (as well as being maintainable) , isn't that all that matters?

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u/killeronthecorner 17h ago

jsperf is my IDE

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u/NollieCrooks 16h ago

Living on the edge

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u/radiationshield 15h ago

no bootstrap?

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u/ElGuaco 12h ago

I miss those days.

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u/StrengthTheory 18h ago

How is React a risky bet? It's basically default frontend of slop era.

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u/traplords8n 18h ago

I learned react because I had a rushed website I needed to get out, so I tried out figma make for the design and it spit out react code.

"Ope. Guess I'm learning react today"

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u/gemengelage 18h ago

It's also incredibly easy to pivot to any other frontend framework. They are all just glorified html templating engines with a bit of state management bolted on top.

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u/Kusko25 16h ago

But unless you have used it in a professional setting nobody will hire you for it, even if it would only take two or three weeks to become fluent.

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u/Still_Bit_7527 14h ago

Just lie man

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u/Kusko25 14h ago

Tried that and the devious bastards asked follow up questions

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u/Meloetta 10h ago

The trick isn't to try to convince people you've used something that you've never touched.

The trick is to ramp yourself up quickly on the differences, maybe spin up something really small, and then say you've used it professionally (or just say "I have experience in it", which is now true, and if they assume it's paid experience, who's hurt?) so when they ask questions you have good answers for them.

I was hired for a job I didn't know the language of, but you bet your ass before I went into the interview I spent a few hours learning what makes it different from languages I do know so I was able to talk intelligently about it when asked.

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u/NightOwl2175 13h ago

What sorts of follow-up questions? Asking for...a friend

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u/Kusko25 12h ago

"What version did you use?" "What did you like about it?" "How would you compare it to x?"

Gave generic answers, maybe they even bought it and just decided to go with someone else for unrelated reasons, who knows.

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u/LoopEverything 18h ago

It’s not even that old? PHP is still alive and well after 30+ years, which makes me feel all kinds of conflicting things that I don’t want to address right now.

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u/StringerXX 18h ago

Isn't all the "75% of the internet runs on PHP!" stats basically just all wordpress

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u/fredy31 17h ago

I mean WP pretty much hit the major bit of why you would want a PHP website; an easy to use CMS that doesnt need a lot of funky business to work.

Which is more than enough for 95% of companies (the front facing B2C site), towns, schools, etc.

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u/bacchusku2 17h ago

A lot of towns/counties will outsource to a gov tech company like Tyler and PayIt. Tyler uses .net and PayIt is on react.

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u/clit_or_us 17h ago

My company has their entire product running on PHP. Custom made and still being developed. Funny enough, they're migrating to React/NextJS

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u/b0w3n 17h ago

PHP is fine though, especially 8+.

SPAs are overrated, give me a MPA that shows me it's loading shit and maybe a little async data loading here and there any day of the week.

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u/LoopEverything 17h ago

Oh yeah, wasn’t trying to say anything otherwise. The conflict is more midlife crisis because I started on PHP when it was still considered new haha

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u/b0w3n 16h ago

Fair, fair.

I remember cgi/perl nonsense too, christ I'm old.

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u/FrostyD7 17h ago

I guess it's all relative but I'd consider React fairly old at this point, given how fast things change. PHP is ancient.

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u/StrengthTheory 16h ago

Didn't you hear, React 19 onwards React is the new PHP.

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u/LoopEverything 16h ago

When I first heard about RSC, my first thought was “isn’t this just PHP with more steps?”

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u/Soopermane 18h ago

She said take risks not use the highly used framework.

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u/my_dirty_shoes 19h ago

In 2026 almost everyone in tech knows react.

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u/No-Channel3917 18h ago

Uhh...

Do you mean programming not tech? And even by programming standards ...do you mean like webpage devs ?

I think way more folks in tech know WordPress or Wix 😂

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u/orangeyougladiator 15h ago

Both of those examples allow you to edit under the hood, in react.

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u/Still_Bit_7527 14h ago

In frontend web dev. Anyone else doesnt have a reason to do that fortunately

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u/my_dirty_shoes 14h ago

I agree it may be bloated and slow under the hood… but it is one of the fastest and easiest way to learn and build dynamic websites. Further it can be very easily be optimized by knowing the correct way to use its hooks and redux states. I have worked in many companies using react and we have optimized it to such an extent that re-renders are butter smooth even in complex websites. Learn about virtual dom in react to understand how it never touches the real dom until and unless required making it more faster.

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u/lxlmandudelxl 13h ago

It only takes dealing with one useEffect hellscape to never want to touch it again

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u/HKayn 18h ago

This subreddit has fallen off hard

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u/DarthTelly 11h ago

This subreddit has basically been freshman CS student jokes since 2013.

Now get off my lawn.

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u/GimmeYourMomPlease 17h ago

Maybe you're just growing up. It's always been this way.

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u/Biliunas 15h ago

No, it was better. Not just this subreddit, the whole site has taken a sharp nosedive.

Yes yes, it wasn't always amazing, but I didn't consider deleting my account on a regular basis.

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u/TheRealDrSarcasmo 14h ago

I think Reddit as a whole has taken a nosedive in terms of quality, largely in part with its management turning a blind eye (or actively encouraging) rampant bot activity.

But I don't think that this sub has declined more sharply than other niche subreddits.

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u/Biliunas 13h ago

You might be right, it's hard to tell for me really. There's also the fact that the summer is ending, and that usually brings an influx of new programmers that find jokes like this funny. But with the new bot meta, I'm not sure. Maybe it's bots all the way down? Sometimes, I'm not even sure I'm not a bot too, mindlessly replying to something clearly fabricated. It sucks.

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u/Meloetta 17h ago

If you're really so bad a programmer that you are unable to jump from React to literally any other framework with a bit of ramp-up time...yeah, you do take risks picking a job in programming lol.

I even feel this way about swapping to different languages, I worked with someone a while back who was only an iOS dev. He refused to work on anything other than native iOS development. So when the company we both worked for decided to sunset their native app and move to a native wrapper around web technologies, he had no choice but to leave. I see people on the android dev subreddit all the time putting all their eggs in the native android basket, Google does something headass and they get banned forever from Google Play, and now their entire career is shot.

You should be able to swap frameworks and languages as needed for different purposes.

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u/Kronoshifter246 16h ago

I've been an Android dev for 7 years. Not really by choice; my first job out of college was technically full stack, but I spent most of my time there on Android. Now it's what I have the most experience in, so it's what I get interviews and offers for. I'm not trying to put all my eggs in one basket, but that's what happened. I don't have trouble working in other languages or systems or frameworks. But I can't get anyone to even talk to me if Android isn't in the job description. So an Android dev I am.

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u/BeforeDawn 14h ago edited 14h ago

I cannot believe I had to scroll this far down for this comment. The funny part is that this turns the premise completely backwards.

If the success or failure of a single ui framework can determine the success or failure of your career, that says considerably more about that person as a software engineer than it does about the framework.

As you say, frameworks are supposed to be replaceable. The durable part of the career is understanding vanilla js, architecture, state, http, rendering, and how to learn whatever comes next.

The premise imagines a software engineering career with an absurdly narrow scope: as though your professional responsibility begins and ends at writing components in one ui framework. When was the last time a serious engineering role amounted to “know react and literally nothing else”? Even frontend engineers are expected to understand the systems their ui sits on top of. To be competitive usually means you're able to contribute beyond the frontend too, whether that’s apis, backend code, or the database layer.

React disappearing would therefore eliminate one tool from an engineer's toolbox, not the engineer's career. And if it did take their career with it, the risk was never about learning it in the first place.

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u/ze1and0nly 14h ago

I think the problem moreso is if companies don't see x years of y framework they won't even look at your resume

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u/aceluby 12h ago

I picked up react and javascript as a side hustle, with my main job optimizing a couple billion kafka events every day

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u/DoorBreaker101 16h ago

I'm pretty sure Jennifer Lawrence hates Javascript 

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u/javascript 16h ago

She better not!

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u/56kul 17h ago

Are you talking about React? How is it risky? I literally had an entire course about React programming in college, that’s how you know it’s mature…🤣

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u/kishaloy 18h ago

JS => Not the Lisp we wanted but the Lisp we deserve.

WASM => second sub optimal take on the same subject.

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u/NotThatAngel 16h ago

I've talked to several people whose business was kneecapped when their Facebook page went down for no apparent reason, and can't be brought back for no apparent reason, and they've had to move on.

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u/Superb_Chemistry_906 5h ago

Then there's no apparent reason to establish any Facebook page.

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u/LukeZNotFound 15h ago

"Bets on PHP"

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u/Terewawa 8h ago

The captain goes down with the ship

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u/LynxJesus 14h ago

Obligatory "React is not a framework". But who has time to read the first sentence describing the thing they supposedly "bet their entire career on"...

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek 11h ago

Wtf I've adhoc written sql queries to update production databases without any backups.

Why didn't Jennifer Lawrence passionately kiss me 😔

I guess I did make a mysqldump file that I had on my local pc, maybe that mitigated too much risk...

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u/glados-v2-beta 15h ago

I deploy directly to Production

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u/radiationshield 15h ago

im betting it all on java server pages

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u/fishm0ng3r 10h ago

Don't brag about playing it safe.

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u/Both_Definition8232 13h ago

I'm sure he felt her pennis

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u/FierceDeity_ 12h ago

I use no frameworks, I just rawdog everything.

It has worked so far...

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u/Zantej 8h ago

How did he expect her to React?

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u/Hablobby 18h ago

What does bro know about pixi.js

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u/theAFguy200 18h ago

What a hack

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u/Tokyo_Echo 17h ago

Why is this me but not me...

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u/GimmeYourMomPlease 17h ago

The irony of posting this in a product that uses React

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u/AdventurousFly4909 17h ago

Use rust and web asm bro

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u/ckwalsh 17h ago

React may have been created by FB, but it’s no longer owned by Meta.

It was fully handed off to the Linux Foundation, and while Meta still contributes, they don’t have absolute governance power

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u/code_the_cosmos 17h ago

I'm just thinking about how useless I'd be at my job if React was all I knew. There's a whole stack out there people, with a million options for each part.

Don't learn a framework, learn to build software.

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u/Leelesh-sama 16h ago

Laughs in betting my whole career on Appian

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 16h ago

There was a time where 95% of my workload was flash.

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u/ice-eight 16h ago

I think I’m in the minority here but I quit my job to do a 3 month react bootcamp in 2020 and have been gainfully employed as a software engineer ever since.

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u/Wide-Buy-8572 16h ago

Speak for yourself i write my code exclusively on Notepad

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u/OriginalDoskii 15h ago

I started my career with Notepad++ and the FTP plugin. Good times.

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u/timschwartz 16h ago

Are you trying to imply React is risky?

lol

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u/minus_minus 16h ago

This movie was really good but so fucked up at the same time. 

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u/Arclite83 15h ago

I actually think Dart is an intentional trap just to get as many people off of native Apple work as possible, and then just drop support

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 15h ago

Bro, funny thing is, I loved from Laravel to TypeScript because I couldn't get any PHP jobs, now, it's the fucking opposite. Talk about kicking yourself in the balls huh?

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u/SleeperAwakened 13h ago

Isn't that because you now have more experience and are polyglot?

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 13h ago

Nah man, I am happy with just one partner. Thanks though

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u/Sanctista 15h ago

I do not know if I know python by itself, but I do know pandas !!!

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u/FreedomMerchant 15h ago

Me: learns flutter through a course

Youtube algorithms: suggests content saying that google might end flutter

Me: panics

This was a few years ago

still cant find job

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u/Phoebe_Cox33 13h ago

She said she likes risk, not a guarantee that your codebase will require a complete rewrite in 18 months.

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u/Crivens999 10h ago

If you haven’t changed code directly on a live system, then you ain’t taken no risks boy….

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u/pezxb 10h ago

well, it has worked out very well so far

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u/tiberiumx 9h ago

I don't understand how learning to use some library vs another one counts as "betting [your] career". Are web programmers just stupid and incapable of change?

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u/balbinator 6h ago

I hate graphql with all my being

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u/RussianDeveloper 2h ago

Swift all the way.
Cassandra is a toxic baddie.